An Inescapable Situation, and then some!

[reese]

He knew not how he got there, or indeed, why he smelt of manatees. But, there Wilhelm Reese lay, knocked out cold, sprawled on an unknown beach. Rolling over, his back was punctured by something sharp. "Make Billy go to the crows nest, i'm sleeping here, dad!" He obviously had received some ill treatment from his father. Who knew?

What he DIDN'T know was where he was. And as he soon found out, he was in the present. And in said present he found himself staring at a spiky piranha-like fish. He stared at it, and it stared blankly back. He was determined to win this staring contest! Besides this fish probably was dead, so he could tell them (meaning others) he killed it in a stare. "So. Come here often?" What a poor line it was. This fish was un-doubtably a female, and judging by its blank stare he just got rejected.

So, to the another day. No... Not another one?! He hoisted himself up and cracked his back. Okay, first check. Are his things okay? Flag, check. Pistol, Check. Knives, check. Map, check. Bandana? Where was it?! Ah yes, he put it away! Reaching down, he pulled his bandana out of his boot and tied it to his head, the coin-bead piece dangling. Second check, Where in some person's name was he? Lets see. Female fish, tropic appearance, and, oh no, color coordinated flowers? It had to be Amazon Lily. Perfect. Third check? To be continued in about 5-10 seconds.

Ahh, much better. Those color coordinated flowers don't look so hot now, do they?

[Mikan]

"Tricia, come quick! We have to get the meat for tonight! You know that hebihime-sama is going back here, don't you?" The girl that have barely no clothes at all, stood up, and rubbed her eyes in a childish manner. She stood up, and talked back to the other girl, that has also barely no clothes. "Yes, I know, that, Martha!" With that said, Martha walked towards Tricia, and took her hand. "Come quickly! Now, because we're new to meat-hunting, we don't really know where the animals are, so where do you think they might be?" Tricia, still sleepy, said, "I don't know, Martha. Have I done this before?" With that said, Martha became hopeless. "We should've not taken this job, Tricia! I mean, we're only good at fighting, not at hunting!" They both sighed.

After a few minutes of walking deeper into the forests of Amazon Lily, they became more hopeless, and more sad. But it all disappeared, when Tricia smelled something. She told Martha about that, and became happy. Tricia is good at smelling things, so she knew it was meat. "What do you smell, Tricia?" Tricia was still smelling things, when she said, "It's over there! Near the shore!" They ran and ran to the shore, but once they went there, they only see a woman dressed in baggy clothes.

The woman is really mysterious, because she pee standing up. Martha asked the girl. "Hello, woman! Why are you peeing standing up?"

[reese]

Reese jumped. Oh no. He's been spotted! Pulling up his pants, he ran back toward the ocean, screaming wildly, with his obviously male voice. "Save me manatees! Or whoever the hell got me here!" No manatees came for him. What a damsel in distress he was. What instead greeted him was a monstrous head, filled with razor sharp teeth and eyes glowing like coals. "Gah! Run the other waaaay!"

He made the mistake of running right into the women who had spotted him. Oh no. He immediately developed a fierce hatred for manatees. The bloody cheek of them! Dumping him on a hostile island, the nerve! But there he was, faced with two females of (a personal note) acceptable pulchritude. What to do, this certainly wasn't going to do at all. He had to think of a story to say how he got there, because they would undoubtedly soon realize he was a man.

How to approach? He had been sent here by exceptionally cheeky manatees? Not gonna cut it. Quick, Reese! You have to find a way out of there! Any comments? Nope, just this.

"Ah, erm, hi."

[Mikan]

The woman panicked, and put the baggy shorts of her up. Martha was wondering why does she need to do that. Then, the woman went to the sea, and asked for some manatees. After a while of waiting, she came back, and bumped to Martha, and Tricia. Martha smiled at her. Then the woman stood up, and said hi. Tricia looked at her suspiciously, and asked why she's there. After the answer, Tricia tried to ask again, but was cut off, by Martha, when she introduced herself. "Stop making her nervous. Im Martha and one of the amazonians. Want to come with us back to Amazon Town? because for me, I think you're lost." After her answer, Martha asked Tricia that seemed to look at the girl. "Tricia! Why are you bing rude to the woman?" Then Tricia looked up front, and told Martha, "She doesn;t smell like a girl. More like some animal we don't know." With that said, Martha laugh, and told her, "She's not an animal. She's just an ordinary woman that is probably lost in the forest."

They kept on blabbering to each other, when they found a huge boar. For ordinary humans, like Reese, this boar is a giant, but for the amazonians, it's just an ordinary one. When they saw that, Tricia quickly used her snake weapon, and used her arrows to kill it. Of course with haki on the arrow, it killed it one shot. They smiled to each other, Martha, and Tricia, and told each other, "We did it!"

Then after that, they came back to the village, and give it to the officer. The officer eyed Reese suspiciously, but Martha told her that it was a friend of theirs that is lost in the forest. The officer nodded, and told them to get on with their way.

Meanwhile

"I really want to get back to Amazon Lily quick. Im so tired. I just want to sleep" said by a beautiful woman sitting on the Kuja Pirate's ship. "Yes! Onne-sama!" said by a fat amazonian, then leaves the quarters. "Amazon Lily. I wonder if something had changed." Then the beautiful woman smiled in the dark room...

[reese]

Reese followed them as they hunted. When they came upon a boar he gasped. It was HUGE, and undoubtedly feminine. Yep, this was Amazon Lily, what with two good looking females and a mama boar. See, this was why he needed a bigger ship, you never get into these situations with a larger ship.

They insulted his smell! He didn't smell that bad, and a man's smell was his soft spot! The nerve of some people these days, I ask you! Surely he didn't smell too bad! Lifting his arm a little, he gave a sniff to be sure. Whew! Okay maybe he did smell bad. That's gonna need some rum. Uncorking a bottle (he had some), he brought it to his lips and drank deeply. Ahh, much better. Nothing could compare to the taste of rum in a dangerous situation, 'cept maybe getting out of said dangerous situation. And so, they forged on.

Reese didn't seem to mind being called a woman. It was degrading, to be sure, but it was the only thing keeping him alive, and so he had to cling to it. Arriving at the village, he noticed all the women seemed to have a lack of proper clothing. Normally, this would be a man's paradise, but with a charming veteran like Reese, he was hardly phased. Still, everyone did seem to need relaxation. If they ever accepted his manhood, he was going to need to throw them a party, and show them how to brew rum. Rum is good!

[Mikan]

Martha invited the woman inside the Amazon Lily soldiers' headquarters. This is where the amazonians soldiers like Tricia and Martha go. Reese, being thought up of a woman, was invited by Martha. Tricia doesn't want to invite the girl who drinks some kinda red drink, so she didn't stick around with them. Instead she went home, and tried to sleep, even though hebihime-sama is arriving tonight.

While the whole island is busy preparing for the princess' arrival, Martha was making a room for Reese, to live in for a couple of days. They found a room, and inside was a wooden bed. After that, Martha told her that she's going to be living in that room for about a day or so. Then she leaves Amazon Lily. If hebihime-sama heard that a woman, but not an amazonian enter the island, she will kill the girl. While she was thinking of that, a fat girl came inside, also an amazonian, without barely any clothes on. The amazonian is more powerful than Martha, because Martha look nervous while talking with her. "Um. Mari-sempai. Please, don't tell anyone that Im allowing a woman not even an amazonian stay in my room. She just look so helpless." The fat woman looked at Reese, then at Martha, and with a deep voice she said to Martha, "If she is not an amazonian, don't you think we should imprison her? For safety reason? You know that right?" Martha nodded, and with that simple, and nervously nod Martha gave, The big and fat woman, called Mari, took Reese in his collar, and carried him into the prison.

When they were going out the door, Mari stopped, and said to Martha, "Help the townsfolk in preparing with the arrival of hebihime-sama. Now! Don't just sit there!" Martha nodded, while Mari carried Reese to the prison. They arrive in the prison that fast, because Mari walk so fast. There, she put Reese inside, and imprison him. She took some guards, and told them to keep watch. "Well, then. I guess I'll help with the preparations with hebihime-sama's arrival." she said, as she leave Reese behind in the prison, with two female guarding...

[reese]

Reese had been expecting trouble. Not this soon of course, but when a room was being prepared for him, he knew if he stayed long someone would catch up. Yeah, he was gonna need more rum. Swigging down another gulp, he said thank you in the most polite way he could, he bowed low and expressed his gratitude for the room. It might have looked silly from another's point of view, as he was dirtied and carrying a bottle of rum, but it was none the less graceful.

And then, a big, scary looking one came in. Uhhh, well. He was wearing clothing, drinking rum, and in deep thought about how to proceed, that's un-feminine. And sexist (for the last one.) Oh well, sexism wasn't his main concern here. And as soon as he could blink he was hoisted up by his collar and moving. At least it wasn't his knickers, eh?

Jail?! Come on, you can't be that cold, woman! At least he was less likely to be seen here. And breaking out wouldn't be much good either. Two beauties were guarding him, and even though they looked hardened, he wondered if they'd guessed he was a man. Obviously no man has ever been here before, otherwise they'd know who he was. But that's not important right now, what was important was, what was going to happen now? Nervously, he stuck his hand out of the bars and poked the woman on the left in the leg. "S'cuse me Miss, but, I was placed in jail and i never found out what the occasion was. What's going on that has got you so festive?"

[Mikan]

One of the female guards guiding Reese was poked in their back, and asked what is the event. The guard that was poked was going to answer, but she was distracted, when they saw Amazonians hurrying to the harbor. "Hebi-Hebihime-sama is here! Kyah!" Then both guards dropped their spears that they are holding, and left Reese alone in his jail. Also, one of the spears has the key of the cage. So, what will reese do?

Meanwhile

"Kyah! Hebihime-sama!"
"Look over here! Please!"
"Hebihime-sama is sooo beautiful!"

This is what the amazonians says when they see the most beautiful woman in the world. Pirate Empress Boa Hancock. This is her everyday life. Go in the sea, comes back to Amazon Lily only to be flooded and scremed at by her people, and do stuff at her mansion.

Boa ignored her people's screamings, instead she puts on a face that made everyone collapsed because of her beauty. She was walking beautifully, and as gracefully as ever. While she was walking, a pet cat, and a baby bird was blocking her way. When she saw that, her face turns to rage, and kicks the two animals away. She smiled, and said to herself in a very whispery voice, "Amazon Lily." Then she smiled. The smiled was een by the rest of the amazonians, and most of them, again collapsed because of her beauty.

[reese]

Well that's not polite. Still she did drop the keys. And... Hebihime-sama? There was a -sama in there, and that was good enough for him! Finally, the big cahona (or lack thereof.) He needed to talk to the person in charge, see if he could get a boat off this beautiful island of beauties. Of course, that meant getting out of this cage. And those guards of his had finally given him the means. Reaching for the spear, he grabbed ahold of it and pulled.

Unfortunately, he should have lifted, the keys slid off the chain. Damn it all! Why couldn't the world give him a break. He was escaping, damn you! He slid the spear under the key and lifted, pulling backward. Got it! Okay, now, before he left and got himself killed, how to proceed. He could march right up to said Hebihime-sama and demand a boat, shaking her roughly, which would most likely get him killed. He could try and charm her by appearing conveniently, which would also get him killed. Or he could attempt to escape by stealing her boat..... which would end in his death.

To hell with planning! He unlocked the cell and dashed out the room towards the harbor. Buying his time by hiding behind a building, he waited for said Snake Princes to be alone. He was in for quite the wait it seemed.

[Mikan]

Martha's Situation

Martha tried to sneak in the prisons of Amazon Lily, to free the woman, but she was astonished when she saw the prison open. "This doesn't look good. I got to hurry and find her. Hebihime-sama might see her!" , and with that said, Martha rush outside the prisons, and run everywhere where she can find the woman.

Tricia's Situation

Tricia in the meanwhile got up, and was in the harbor, looking at hebihime-sama. "She's so beautiful!" , she said to herself. After she took a peek of Hebihime-sama, she went away, and look for her bestfriend, Martha. Now where can I find Martha?, she thought. She headed towards the headquarters for amazonians soldiers, and saw the woman they picked up earlier on. "Hey, you! Aren't you with Martha?"

Mari's Situation

Mari was one of the guards that is guarding around Hebihime-sama. She thought she was lucky, because she is near the most beautiful woman in the world. Of course, you'll also think you'll be lucky. But while she was enjoying her duty as a guard, something in the back of her head tells her something bad was happening behind the scenes. Even though she doesn't want to get away from the pirate empress, she has to keep the island safe. So she break away from hebihime-sama, and ran towards the prison, only to find Tricia and Reese, talking and looking at each other.

She walked towards them, and took Reese by the collar again. "You! How did you escape?"

The two female's Situation

"Kyah! It's hebihime-sama!" The two guards are still screaming towards hebihime-sama.

Hebihime-sama's Situation

This is getting old, she thought, I want to take a bath quick. She was walking with her bodyguards around her, when she noticed one of the bodyguards broke up, and ran away. How dare she do that, she thought. She signaled the people to stop. She followed the bodyguard, only to find her, the bodyguard that ran away, carrying a woman that has baggy clothes, and an amazonian. She decided to step in.

"Okay! What's going on?" With her in there, Mari, Reese, and Tricia is surrounded by the whole island, also the hebihime-sama herself.

(insert sound effects: dun! Dun! DUNN! xD)

[reese]

Okay, a plan would have been nice here. This was going from bad to worse in a hurry. He thought quickly but instead was grabbed by the collar by the scary woman. Not again! Though he was grateful it wasn't his knickers, this WAS getting a little old. And with the appearance of the Huntress who likes to comment on smells, this was going from bad to worse.

And then, out of nowhere, a commanding voice rang out. A commander? Oh... Not good. He turned his face to the direction. Oh good god, there's something you don't see every day. A woman of stunning beauty was walking towards them, followed by a crowd of admirers. This must be the Big Cahona (again, or lack thereof.) She walked casually, and annoyed. An annoyed Princess? Reese had been down that road, and it wasn't pretty.

"Uhh, 'you the Hebihime?" What a poor line. She obviously was, and yet calling her so if she wasn't could be a grave mistake. Even so, while no perverted thoughts came to mind, he couldn't help but survey her. Her fluffy pillows did seem to be out there, didn't they?

[Mikan]

Boa looked at the woman, and examined her, then looked at Mari, her bodyguard. Boa smiled, and turned to her, and ask what is happening, and who is the woman. While Mari talked, he looked at the woman, and something popped from her mind. "W-wait a minute! This isn't a woman. This. This is a man!" Then with that said, the whole island gasps. Mari was stunned and dropped the man. Tricia, in the meanwhile, took his hand, and pulled him to the forests to hide. "I know you're a man. Come quick!" They ran and ran until they became deeper and deeper into the Amazonian woods.

Meanwhile

Boa let the amazonian, and the guy let away, because she was still shocked at what happened. He stopped staring at the forest, and snapped her fingers, signaling Ran and her pirates. "Ran! Get rid of them quick!" Ran said yes, and run towards the forest, with great agility. "Sandersonia, and Marigold. Let's go to the castle. I need to take a bath!" Her two sisters bowed in respect, and said yes. She then walked gracefully, and beautifully to her castle. Because of that serene scene, many amazonians screamed for her beauty.

[reese]

Aaaaand so it came to this. He was unjustly grabbed by his collar and hoisted up while a big scary lady relayed information to the Big Cahona (am I boring you with this comment?) He began whistling innocently as she talked, why was she even talking this long? She didn't know squat! Wait, was she talking about her childhood there?! Je-sus.

And who was this Big Cahona (damnit, there it is again,) anyways? She flaunted herself a lot, didn't she? Lets see, everyone was gaga over her, and she was a princess. So the gaga thing was evidently legit, but what was the connection. It didn't matter, the chaos began.

Oh so he was a man now? That's new. Apparently only she could get that. Taking another swig of rum as they all gasped, he was dropped and he fell hard to the ground. "Oomph~"

And so, he was on the ground, propped up in a casual pose. Taking another swig, he grinned at the Empress. "Caught on, have you? It's about time. I swear i'm sorry for disturbing the feminicity of your island, I don't even know how i got heeeeeeeeeeeer~" It was, of course, at this time that he had been grabbed. "Wait, I didn't even get to say my casual apology! This whole future story is ruined! Providing i live long enough to tell it that is. Hey, wait a tick, it's you!"

She apparently had caught on more than everyone else. He glanced at the woman with a bit of interest, but also, strangely hurt. "You're Tricia, right? Martha's friend? Is she okay? Do i really smell bad?"

[Mikan]

"I dont know anything about Martha. Infact, Im looking for her. You dont' smell bad, just more manly, not amazonian smell. Well, for us, if you have the scent of a man, you're smelly. So how did you get here, stranger?"

Let me explain why Tricia is kinda in love with the man. Tricia was dropped off in the sea, from a wooden basket, and had arrived here at Amazon Lily. Some amazonians saw her, and decided to raise her as their child. But when she turn 15, she heard that her amazonian mom isn't her real mom. Then, she decided to leave by herself, and now, looking a way to find her real parents. She come everyday, until she saw a man. The man was killed, and only she knew what a man really looks like, because after she was killed, Tricia was her friend. After the man was killed, then came Martha.

She know knew that there are islands in the world, not just Amazon Lily. She also knew, that their are also people not just females. That made her smile everytime when she thionk about it. Tricia thought the man has some sort of boat to get out of the monsters' sea, or the calm belt. That's why she is kinda in love with the man. "By the way, my name is Tricia. What's yours?"

Meanwhile

"Hehehe! They're near." Ran ran as fast as she can to catch up with Reese, and Tricia...

[reese]

Well, this was an interesting predicament. He was running through a jungle with a woman who seemed to already know he was a man, and also being most likely chased by a gaga huntress of some sort. That would require more rum, but later! He needed a focused head for this, despite his mind being best unfocused. So, how to proceed. He could go back heroically and try to save Martha, which would get him killed. He could storm the castle and take the Hebihime hostage, which would get him killed. Or he could keep running from them, and eventually die.

Wow, he really sucked at planning. But he was going to go for C and see (haha, homonyms) if anything came up while he was going. "Shouldn't we go back for her? I mean, the big scary one will most likely rat her out and she'll be executed!". As much as he'd like to, it wasn't in his nature to do something recklessly impulsive (past actions excluded.)

"I have no idea how i got here, I was flying and i blacked out. From the smell of it some manatees found me and carried me to the nearest island. Weird, eh?"

Oh good god, that's a relief. He didn't smell bad after all! Did he? No time for that! Get your head in the game, Reese! Where was his head? Rum, no. Women, no. Situation? Possibly. Oh well. When she asked him his name, he smiled. He always liked to say his name. Not to be full of himself, just to know that he actually had one. "Wilhelm Reese, at your service!" He beamed. "By the way, you do know that there probably IS someone chasing us, right?"