Post by EriChar on Jun 3, 2016 17:12:49 GMT -5
Aha, we meet again, it seems. Enjoyed the stories before so much that you couldn’t help and see if there was more? It’s flattering, truly, and it seems you are in luck. There seems to be a story here tucked away just for you, and thankfully this story is not about a weary buzzard or even a plucky dung beetle, no. This story is about a girl. That is not to say there is a bad thing about stories told about a somnolent avian or an audacious mover of excrement, in fact, there might somewhere be unparalleled levels of fiction concerning such creatures and even a seminal work on a humble but influential tree frog. Unfortunately, there is something of a barrier to be considered when considering the telling of stories that to relate to these three animals, and quite a few more. That obstacle is the simple and yet broad gulf of relatability. Such creatures tend not to communicate via means that is remarkably understanding by even the brightest human minds, so one might fear that the subtlety and nuance of any fine work is bound to see some degradation in translation. While of course we could try some pandering attempt to ‘humanize’ our characters in an effort to help them be easier to understand, there seems folly in that direction as well. After all, such a story would probably end up being one that seemed more about humanity than the concerns of these fabulous fauna, who would in turn probably find such a gesture somewhat ignorant and quite vain.
Indeed, it is perhaps a good thing we have chosen to focus on a human, and a female one at that. It is probably a little cliché to have a plucky human heroine, though perhaps we should save our judgement until later in the tale? A cliché and a classic are rarely far apart in the spectrum of fictional ideas, so we can only hope that this tale takes a little bump into the direction of memorable, managing to steer clear of the pitfalls of overused formula or misguidance of plot. It would certainly be much more of a joy to pass on something of merit rather than a worn out yarn that you have heard a thousand times before and hopefully it would also be less of a chore to read as well. So, hopefully this information will settle your qualms about what you are about to endure, and if not, please give it a chance to surprise you. What’s the worst that could happen?
So, without further ado, we move onto our story. While it is a shame that your narrator has for a moment ceased his musing and moved onto matters of substance, do bear with it, as the tale will undoubtedly turn into a tangent about the inane once more sooner or later.
Once upon a time there was a princess who could not settle on a suitor. Oh what a chore it was to have the richest and most attractive men waltzing into her halls at the convenience of this young lady and competing for her attention. Oh the struggles she faced in this pursuit, it defies truly defies belief! Who would put her into the dire and disastrous position of having to choose the epitome of perfection in a partner? Those without the life of a royal truly do not understand their struggles of a young woman with all the power and influence in the world!
Actually, that is an excellent point, wouldn’t you say? If we were scraping at the bottom of the cliché barrel, surely a tale of royal romance is what we would find? Let’s not tell this story! One has to say that it already seems rather foolish, so instead let’s focus on someone else, shall we? Who do we have to focus on in this storybook cum crystal ball type appliance? How about her? Yes, she seems much more interesting a lead! Look at her, laying there on the roof of a cabin without a care in the world, a bubble protruding from her nose as she snoozes happily in a warm sun. That is without a doubt a much more down to earth form of heroine, so by vote of one, we shall change our focus to a brunette by the name of Molly Morgan! That’s an interesting name, isn’t it? Much better than Yawnmerelda or whatever that tiresome princess was to be called. So, what is this Miss Molly Morgan up to today?
"But I don't wanna climb eggs today..." Lazily lounging on top of a cargo vessel by the name of the Lucky Hen, the girl mumbled something that would be meaningful only to her and yawned. The eyes of a sleepy soul separating by the scantest split and showing a bead of moisture that spoke only of the highest quality napping, back within the greedy grip of slumber did this young lady fall, apparently in no rush to rise. Dressed in a casual and boyish style, the girl was wearing a rather figure hugging tank top of peach colour, along with a pair of cut-off jeans that were so high trimmed that it seemed rather an overstatement to deem them shorts. Ensemble finished with a pair of brown boots and a shining visor across her eyes like a broad band of amber, the chocolate haired tomboy had the look of someone on vacation, both in appearance and attitude. Seeming to be enjoying the early summer heat, as the mass of wood beneath her slipped steadily into the port, the sleepy sailor certainly did not seem to be in a rush to get anywhere. That, however, was about to change.
“W-What? We’re here?” Eyes opening blearily once more as her paw pushed her goggles upward, the brunette beauty let out another yawn before rubbing her eyes, the colour of fine chocolate decorating the irises of her dreamy looking peepers. Hands moving from her face after tugging her eyewear back into place, for a few seconds the tired traveller looked up at the blue sky above as something turned inside her head, her eyes dazed as the whiteness of gulls and whispy clouds hung overhead.
Wait a second, where is here again? Mind seeming to have guessed their arrival but still coming up short on the exact destination of said terminal, the red lips of the girl seemed to pout from one side to another as she sought the truth of her terminus. Speckles of soft brown colour seeming to wiggle with her motions across her cheeks and nose, it seemed like a day had passed until those big browns seeming to sharpen with red hot steel before he girl did something that completely contradicted her lethargy.
“LOGUETOWN IS HERE!” Body bolting upward with such force that the form of the femme threatened to tip straight off the edge of the ship, our formerly fatigued focus found her feet in the tiniest slither of a moment, her body going from nothing to a hundred with a pace faster than a blink. Mitt of the miss making for a bill over her brow as she scanned her surrounding, the girl seemed to quiver with excitement, no doubt something of great importance to her very being awaiting her. Buildings around the dock seeming like tall and thick trees, the gawking girl glanced around and knew that she was no longer in some backwater burg. This before her was a bona fide suburban jungle, completely with structures whose floors totalled more than two. It was an oddly exciting prospect, really, for a girl who had grown up in the middle of nowhere. The tale of this tall thing with spiked locks just beginning, one could forgive Molly Morgan for her exhilaration. After all, one must consider that the greatest story ever told had but one boarding point, and by now you should know that this was it.
Indeed, it is perhaps a good thing we have chosen to focus on a human, and a female one at that. It is probably a little cliché to have a plucky human heroine, though perhaps we should save our judgement until later in the tale? A cliché and a classic are rarely far apart in the spectrum of fictional ideas, so we can only hope that this tale takes a little bump into the direction of memorable, managing to steer clear of the pitfalls of overused formula or misguidance of plot. It would certainly be much more of a joy to pass on something of merit rather than a worn out yarn that you have heard a thousand times before and hopefully it would also be less of a chore to read as well. So, hopefully this information will settle your qualms about what you are about to endure, and if not, please give it a chance to surprise you. What’s the worst that could happen?
So, without further ado, we move onto our story. While it is a shame that your narrator has for a moment ceased his musing and moved onto matters of substance, do bear with it, as the tale will undoubtedly turn into a tangent about the inane once more sooner or later.
Once upon a time there was a princess who could not settle on a suitor. Oh what a chore it was to have the richest and most attractive men waltzing into her halls at the convenience of this young lady and competing for her attention. Oh the struggles she faced in this pursuit, it defies truly defies belief! Who would put her into the dire and disastrous position of having to choose the epitome of perfection in a partner? Those without the life of a royal truly do not understand their struggles of a young woman with all the power and influence in the world!
Actually, that is an excellent point, wouldn’t you say? If we were scraping at the bottom of the cliché barrel, surely a tale of royal romance is what we would find? Let’s not tell this story! One has to say that it already seems rather foolish, so instead let’s focus on someone else, shall we? Who do we have to focus on in this storybook cum crystal ball type appliance? How about her? Yes, she seems much more interesting a lead! Look at her, laying there on the roof of a cabin without a care in the world, a bubble protruding from her nose as she snoozes happily in a warm sun. That is without a doubt a much more down to earth form of heroine, so by vote of one, we shall change our focus to a brunette by the name of Molly Morgan! That’s an interesting name, isn’t it? Much better than Yawnmerelda or whatever that tiresome princess was to be called. So, what is this Miss Molly Morgan up to today?
"But I don't wanna climb eggs today..." Lazily lounging on top of a cargo vessel by the name of the Lucky Hen, the girl mumbled something that would be meaningful only to her and yawned. The eyes of a sleepy soul separating by the scantest split and showing a bead of moisture that spoke only of the highest quality napping, back within the greedy grip of slumber did this young lady fall, apparently in no rush to rise. Dressed in a casual and boyish style, the girl was wearing a rather figure hugging tank top of peach colour, along with a pair of cut-off jeans that were so high trimmed that it seemed rather an overstatement to deem them shorts. Ensemble finished with a pair of brown boots and a shining visor across her eyes like a broad band of amber, the chocolate haired tomboy had the look of someone on vacation, both in appearance and attitude. Seeming to be enjoying the early summer heat, as the mass of wood beneath her slipped steadily into the port, the sleepy sailor certainly did not seem to be in a rush to get anywhere. That, however, was about to change.
“W-What? We’re here?” Eyes opening blearily once more as her paw pushed her goggles upward, the brunette beauty let out another yawn before rubbing her eyes, the colour of fine chocolate decorating the irises of her dreamy looking peepers. Hands moving from her face after tugging her eyewear back into place, for a few seconds the tired traveller looked up at the blue sky above as something turned inside her head, her eyes dazed as the whiteness of gulls and whispy clouds hung overhead.
Wait a second, where is here again? Mind seeming to have guessed their arrival but still coming up short on the exact destination of said terminal, the red lips of the girl seemed to pout from one side to another as she sought the truth of her terminus. Speckles of soft brown colour seeming to wiggle with her motions across her cheeks and nose, it seemed like a day had passed until those big browns seeming to sharpen with red hot steel before he girl did something that completely contradicted her lethargy.
“LOGUETOWN IS HERE!” Body bolting upward with such force that the form of the femme threatened to tip straight off the edge of the ship, our formerly fatigued focus found her feet in the tiniest slither of a moment, her body going from nothing to a hundred with a pace faster than a blink. Mitt of the miss making for a bill over her brow as she scanned her surrounding, the girl seemed to quiver with excitement, no doubt something of great importance to her very being awaiting her. Buildings around the dock seeming like tall and thick trees, the gawking girl glanced around and knew that she was no longer in some backwater burg. This before her was a bona fide suburban jungle, completely with structures whose floors totalled more than two. It was an oddly exciting prospect, really, for a girl who had grown up in the middle of nowhere. The tale of this tall thing with spiked locks just beginning, one could forgive Molly Morgan for her exhilaration. After all, one must consider that the greatest story ever told had but one boarding point, and by now you should know that this was it.
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