Post by |The SHAKINATOR| on Jan 7, 2013 11:51:05 GMT -5
"DRUNK AND DISORDERLY!"
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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=style, width:450px;][style=text-align:justify; font-family: arial; font-size:11px; color:#111; background-color:#fff; padding:30px;]OCCUPATION -Ranger/Bounty Hunter Ice Nine; literally the coldest place in all of the blues. Aryana sat on a bar stool, covered in layers and layers of clothing, still shivering; a mug of fresh, hot brew in her hands. The warmth from the beverage allowed feeling back in her numbing fingers. She cursed the island. How she wished to be upon a beach in her two-piece, the thought was enveloped in a bubble above her head and for a moment she almost smiled before sighing loudly. The bar wasn’t too busy tonight but it wasn’t quite either. A couple argued in the corner over the planning of a wedding. Two young men were contemplating whether or not to enlist for the marines this year. A group of rowdy looking marines were sat around two tables playing a wild game of poker. They didn’t look much different to the pirates Aryana saw around apart from the marine marking on their uniform. Aryana was not impressed at all. Perhaps it was not the wisest move in coming here but news had spread fast about a new bounty and Aryana wanted to be the first to get her hands on it. “Kai-Ser Spi-Ne… Captain of the Maelstrom Pirates… Hmmm… Boy do they come up with redonkulous names these days.” Aryana commented as she placed the bounty poster on the bar ledge in front of her besides the mug she had just put down. She used her index finger to trace out the figures on the bounty. “Twenty Five large ones… That is one hefty price on one ugly looking guy.” Aryana added, talking to herself as she took the cup of coffee to her mouth, taking a small sip before dropping it back onto the bar table. The bubbling liquid left a burn at the front of her tongue. “Ouch… Serves me right for being such a bitch… Shouldn’t have called him ugly, just because he’s a fish-man... Sorry god of the fishes. Forgive me for being such a bitch. But this douche-bag is a pirate and he’s got a bounty on his head. So I’m going to have to take him out; the ugly bastard!” Aryana was in a, beyond the usual, bitchy mood. She blamed the cold. Everybody else blamed her period but it didn’t really matter. All the men in the bar had already tried making conversation with her, having been attracted by her lush purple hair but she had blown them all off. She hadn’t been drunk enough to get with any of them. Perhaps it was time to let herself go for the night. “Oi, bar-boy… Your coffee burnt my tongue. How about you hit me with something refreshing to cool it down but have it burn my throat. How about some Moonshine you son-of-a-bitch!” The bar man granted her request, handing her a bottle from the cabinet behind him. Snatching the bottle out of his hands, she snapped back the top and devoured the entire contents down in a one go. She was hot. She was cool. She was feisty… Not to mention, Aryana was now higher than the clouds. Her head spun in circles and her mood was blue, purple and orange. One moment she was down and the next moment she was out of her seat and had her arms around the guy who had been sitting next to her; tongue deep down his throat. “So tell me you bastard?” She said, pulling out to get a breath of air, “You heard of Kaiser Spine? The fish-pirate’s got a bounty on his head and I’m gonna take him down. So either you tell me where that fucker is or I’m going to kiss you till you suffocate.” Only a fool was going to pass up on an offer like that. The man shrugged his shoulders indicating he didn’t know whilst licking his lips, anticipating a kiss. Instead, he got a mouthful of vomit as Aryana released the contents of her stomach right back out. “Thanks for that fuck-face… Have a nice day.” Aryana turned on her heel and stumbled her way toward the exit door. Not realising she bumped into another fierce lady. |
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