Post by Raab on Oct 31, 2012 10:24:44 GMT -5
"Right on man."
The naive navigator beamed at Gavin's unwarranted praise; sure, Nolan thought he was pretty alright behind the kit, but to have that notion supported by an actual musician? Well...that was just the bee's knees.
"Well, thank you kindly, mister!"
Nolan kept rappa-tap-tapping away as Gavin decided to improvise for a few minutes, though the musician's musical genius gave way to something infinitely more enthralling: food. Noticing that he, Nolan the sub-par survivalist, had completely neglected preparing the food for his new companions, instantly leapt from his throne of rhythm to aid Gavin and Green-hair.
"Ah! My apologies..."
"How do... I even... Man..."
"It's a bit tricky, you see. Gotta'...find a...hrk...hnnnng...God damn...YAHHH!"
The can was proving to be a greater adversary than Nolan expected. It was time to take drastic measures.
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS, CAN-MAN!"
Taking the can behind Green-hair's rocky perch, the altogether helpless Resinbarian took to smashing the can against a sharp edge of the dusty boulder.
Clang.Twing!Crrrrsh.
"Almost...got you...GAHH!"POP!
And with that small escaping of compressed air, Nolan emerged victorious. The Battle of the Bean was over!
"HA! Gotcha'. Now we gotta cool this thing..."
Nolan took a moment to fashion a sort of spit to roast the open can of beans on; he had to forfeit his drumsticks in doing so. In a few minutes, the small troupe was in business, the smell of slow-cooked beans wafting around the campsite. Nolan took in a deep breath, altogether pleased with his culinary conquest. The young traveler was actually proving to be quite useful for once.
As if by some act of God, however, Nolan's gaiety and satisfaction were to be crushed in almost an instant.
"So how much longer until we get to Porter, man? Would probably be faster with horses too, man..."
"Yea.. I want a horse too.."
H-...horses...!?
The naive navigator had just come to a startling realization.
"I think we saw some guys riding some when we got to that first town."
Oh...oh god.
"A horse with a bed on it, can we get one of those? I'd really want one of those.."
N-no way...no way I forgot...
He most certainly had forgotten."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Nolan leapt to his feet, knocking the beans from the spit and onto the ground directly in front of Gavin. Something had just bothered him to a quite impressive degree; Gavin and Green-hair's mentioning of horses...yes, that seemed to be it. Why, then? It's not as if Nolan could have produced such an anima-...
Ah, yes. That horse.
"I-...I can't believe it."
So...er, yes. Nolan could have been some help. It seems though that once again, Nolan's rather odd brand of navigation and survival had taken a turn for the worse: an oblivion that caused the young Resinbarian to forget a crucial ally in his trek across the scorching desert.
"Th-that horse...is gonna kick my ass when I see him again..."
It was true, he was.
"UGH."
Nolan made his way over to Green-hair's boulder-chair once more, this time instead of beating a can of beans across the edge of the stone, driving his forehead repeatedly into the rough rock face.
"Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid...STUPID."
Ah, that's the ringer.
"GAH! MY FACE!"
Nolan collapsed in a head beside Green-hair, cradling his injured mug in his trembling hands.
"I-...I'm sorry guys...no horses for us. We're hoofin' it on this one. Should be there by tomorrow afternoon..."
Rolling over onto his back, Nolan looked up at the starry sky, wondering why on earth he of all people wanted so badly to be a navigator, a survivalist.
I'm really just...terrible. God damn.
Though...there was a certain tenacity about Nolan. A tenacity altogether unapparent in the heat of battle, but forever coursing through his veins.
Th-...yeah, that's why I gotta get better.
Nolan sprung up, sitting indian-style and beaming once more.
"Live and learn, they say. Ha! I'm sure that stupid horse won't even remember..."
The young navigator inched towards the fire, lying down and curling into a ball to get himself comfortable.
"Help yourself to the rest of the beans, fellas. Best get some shut-eye quick, though. Rest up for tomorrow."
Completely shrugging off his fit of absolute insanity, Nolan closed his eyes. Tomorrow would be a better day.