Fire Safety Video Translation

[Kurosaki]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzKt8vhjvvE&feature=player_embedded

"Sorry for being late today, really!"

"Nah, in this time's disaster prevention campaign, it's me and Kyuuta, the conversation is an immitation so using the machine(?) you can put out the sentences(?)"

"Sorry, which one is Kyuuta-kun?"

"Looking you'll know. No matter how you look at it this is. Kyuta-kun."

"Ah, this is Kyuuta-kun."

"Because you were late we don't have much time but let's go to the elementary students."

"Let's go, let's go."

"Okay. Let's go. Hello everyone from Enta Elementary. Good afternoon! This time is, so that everyone can cope with earthquakes and fire properly, from the disaster prevention campaign, fire department officials have come. So, let's introduce ourselves. So, your name is?"

"Kyuuta-kun!"

"Yes, pleased to meet you! Also, my name is?"

"Kyuuta-kun!"

"Not Kyuuta-kun! Seeing that aside it's easy to understand, isn't it? My name is?"

"Watanabe-oniisan!"

"Yes! Pleased to meet you. From now niisan is going to give a quiz about reasons for fires. If you understand then answer, okay?"

"Right."

"Then number one. When using cooking amongst things used, what can be easily used and cause a fire?"

"Kyuuta-kun!"

"It's not Kyuutan-kun! Using Kyuutan is a poor reason for fire. When cooking we don't use Kyuuta-kun. What is the thing we use?"

"Oil!"

"Yes, oil! When doing deep-fried food it's good if everyone is really careful. So, Kyuuta-kun, the second biggest reason for fire."

"Smoking cigarettes!"

"Listen to the question! That was too fast, wasn't it! Listen to the question! What is the thing you most certainly not do while sleeping?"

"Smoking cigarettes!"

"The world is not all seeing a earthquake disaster, right? Please. Right, so sleeping while smoking is dangerous for fires so put out smoke for your dad. So, Kyuuta-kun, in front of your eyes an earthquake and fire occur, you'll be calm and also (?)"

"Cover up!"

"Yes, because this is the most dangerous thing. Acting in a calm manner is important. First, if an earthquake happens, get down on your legs and because it's disaster prevention, cover your head."

"Right."

"Also when the tremors are violent, hide under a table and the table's legs..."

"Right!"

"You understand?"

"Also for the fire put a hankerchief over your mouth and..."

"Right!"

"Your response is fast! Niisan is very sad. If this keeps up I'll be mad. Try to listen continuously, okay? Please listen. Okay, so the next one is a small problem. In a split second you could possibly get a lifetime injury. So being careful is good. After me answer."

"Caution."

"One second."

"Wound."

"Lifetime."

"Right, caution (??). Everyone remember this. Kyuuan-kun can also remember this without forgetting, right?"

"For one second!"

"One second is short! It takes time for this, right? Remember if for a lifetime, okay!"

"Right!"

"Yes! From now while you're with Niisan while eating school lunch an earthquake and a fire simultaneously happen. This is disaster prevention, right? Before eating lunch there's something we say, right?"

"Itadakimasu (I will take it)."

"Yes, you did well! Munch munch. Is it good?"

"Delicious!"

"Yes, I ate!"

"After eating is...?"

"Smoking cigarettes!"

"Not smoking cigarettes! Why are doing that after a meal. No! It's gochisousama deshita(thanks for the meal), right?! Jeez! Okay, so lunch time is over. Huh, what, what? An earthquake? In the lunch room there's a fire? There's an earthquake and a fire simultaneously! In this situation we first have to call 119 (fire station number in Japan). Huh, there was a phone but... If we don't have a phone, Kyuuta-kun, then we can't call 119 can we... If we don't have a phone we can't continue with this..."

"Bera bera, I'm the emergency fairy! Bera bera!"

"The emergency fairy brought us a phone! This is a miracle it won't happen again at all. At all!"

"1-1-9! Hello, hello? It's a fire. It's an emergency. Kyuutan-kun. Kyuutan-kun says there's a fire and it's an emergency."

"Kyuutan-kun!"

"You don't need your name because I already told them that! It's a fire. Yes. What was the cause of the fire? Kyuuta-kun, the cause of the fire was?"

"Watanabe-onnisan!"

"It wasn't Watanabe-onnisan! Watanabe did not commit crimes. An earthquake caused the fire. Yes. (?). Yes. Anyways, Kyuuta-kun, remain calm. When an earthquake and a fire happen simultaneously, ah, cover your head with?"

"Oil!"

"Oil is not good to put on your head. That's a miss when your cooking now isn't it. That's wrong, right. Kyuuta-kun you already heard this continuously."

"Watanabe-oniisan!"

"Not Watanabe-onnisan! That's truly bullying me around, isn't that?! That's wrong! A disaster prevention method, right? Because the tremors are violent you should hide under a desk."

"Lifetime!"

"Not for a lifetime! No way with that type of living to be under the desk for a lifetime. Not for a lifetime, right?"

"For One second!"

"One second is short, isn't it? You enter, exit, bam! There's no reason for that, is there! There are tremors happening, right?! Alright, anyhow, Kyuuta-kun, let's calmly run away. Kyuuta-kun! Kyuuta-kun! Over there is a girl that collapsed and can't move."

"Itadakimasu! (I will take it!)"

"Not itadakimasu! You have an amazing (?). It's not itadakimasu. A girl has collapsed!"

"Cover up!"

"Not covering up! There's no way she can make a noise then! Kyuuta-kun, this time, over there a man that ran with all their strength and fell."

"Delicious!"

"Not delicious! Because he's not (?). This time is not delicious! That's all. Kyuuta-kun, Kyuutan-kun, this... Everyone ended up laughing at us!"

"Delicious!"

"Not delicious!"

[Bladeninja]

excellent ;D I was able to laugh through the whole thing thanks to you. especially the parts about named characters setting fires.

[Kurosaki]

Haha, glad it was useful for you David! Apparently after this, Flame found the subbed version of the comedy act. >_<;

[flame08]

btw there is a copy up on youtube again with english subs =D