Mission 44:Pirate Empress

[lily]

Kaito after being lost for days managed to arrive on Amazon Lily with a man he had met with earlier named Jack Dancer. "Man!" he exclaimed as he got out of the small boat. "Wow this island is amazing~!" He gazed in awe at the forest the lay ahead of him and Jack. There were creatures running around and it was brimming with wildlife. Mostly mushrooms that were all sorts of different colors. Kaito at first thought coming to this island was a bad idea but after seeing the beauty of it he was having second thought. "That man should've came himself instead of sending us" Kaito thought to himself as he drifted back to days before arriving on the island.

3 Days earlier


Kaito was walking around an island in the Grand Line. He was minding his own business when an old man approached him. He looked at Kaito with tears in his eyes and went down on his knees. "Please!" he cried out "I need a picture...of a certain woman..it's been my life dream!" he broke out in tears. Kaito was taken aback by the man but after hearing his plea he decided to take up the offer "Ok old man who's the person?"

Present Day

Kaito had no idea who Boa Hancock was but he was happy to get a picture of her for the old man. "Alright Jack" He said turning to his companion "Lets go find this Boa Hancock lady!" Kaito then procedded to walk into the forest.

[BEX]

This Kaito person that Jack had met upon the Amazon Lily Island seemed extremely naïve for suddenly deciding to help a complete stranger without any reason to expect a reward of any sort. The only reason that Jack had decided to tag along was because every man no matter how ignorant had heard tongue wetting stories about the women that inhabited Amazon Lily; powerful and beautiful. A combination that Jack could really get into. From what he had heard from a story sometime when he was eavesdropping by a bar in Saint Reia, the empress was an actual member of the Shichibukai, That’s gotta be a damn interesting woman he mused as he rubbed his chin. Thoughts of what kind of body such a woman would have sent waves of desire eddying through his body before Kaito’s eager voice broke through his thoughts and ruined his fantasy,

“You realize that if either of us are seen these women are gonna try and put our asses on a stick, right?” he asked the other man. No matter how dim witted Kaito seemed Jack knew the man was no fool, but he had to make sure that he was getting into something with someone that would lead him to a land of flowing female appendages. That thought brought a crude smile to his face as he stepped lightly through a bush.

[lily]

Kaito was walking along with Jack through the forest. He was only slightly paying attention to Jack and what he was saying when he heard “You realize that if either of us are seen these women are gonna try and put our asses on a stick, right?" He was still walking when he turned around and faced Jack "They will??" He put his hand on his chin "That might be trouble..." He looked up at Jack again and something clicked in his mind. Jack had a 40 mil bounty on his head! Kaito smirked and said "I don't think these Amazon lily women will be much of a problem for someone with a 40 mil bounty and a logia user~" Kaito lifted his arm up and turned it into coal. "I ate the Kuwaa Kuwaa no Mi" he turned his arm back to normal but didn't bring it down "I'm a coal man BUT that's not all i'm also part machine" He shot out a small jet of fire from his palm. "Cool huh? I'm also a very goo-" Kaito was interrupted as he didn't notice a ledge below him. He fell off backwards and roll for a little bit before coming to a stop. "-d Shipwright.." he said as he layed on the ground.

[BEX]

Jack listened as the man explained why the Amazon women wouldn’t have an easy time trying to handle them, but Jack sort of tuned him out because that’s not what he had intended to discuss when he made the comment. In fact he was sure he could handle the scantily dressed Amazon women. A sly grin came on his face as he imagined himself tussling in the dirt with a half dressed Amazon with well toned body with glistening sweat on both of them. His face drifted into a mindless state as the imagery continued to become more and more detailed when suddenly he heard a thump behind him jarring him from his excellent daydream. Turning around he found Kaito lying on the ground,

“What the hell is wrong with you?” he asked scratching the back of his head with a curious expression on his face. Sometimes he wondered whether Kaito was really the man to be going on this mission with, but as he had stated before being a “Coal Man” had its uses. A crackle was heard in the bushes nearby and Jack lowered himself amongst the leaves in case they had been seen,

“Finally we have company” he whispered excitedly to Kaito as his eyes scoured the foliage in search of anyone Amazon babes that were searching for him.

[EriChar]

((OOC: I agreed to NPC Hancock and the residents of Amazon Lily in this thread, hope it's OK))

Unaware of their hidden voyuers, Maguerite, Sweetpea and Aphelandra were carrying large baskets of clothes to a stream so that they could wash them. The huge Aphelandra had one massive basket that could have probably fitted her two companions in; it looked like she was doing the washing for the whole island!

Marguerite looked up at the sky and asked the other two with a slight sense of longing in her voice “When do you suppose Luffy-sama will return to the island?”

Sweetpea rubbed her chin with her index finger and thought to herself for a moment, before saying “The saga of I hope it is soon…”

The two then reminisced about the time they had spent with Luffy on the island fondly, meanwhile Aphelandra stopped and peered around her surroundings. She could have sworn that she had just heard something. However, as she looked around she couldn’t see anybody else.

“Come on Aphelandra!” Called Margurite who was now a few feet down the road, “We have to finish the washing and greet Hebi-hime sama when she returns!”

Aphelandra held the huge basket in one arm and gave her a cute salute, then trotted up to her friends, dismissing the sound as her imagination…

((Sorry it's kind of on the short side, still trying to get the hang of the multi-RP))

[lily]

Kaito didn't have time to hide behind somethings when the bush started rustling. "Crap!" He thought to himself "I'm going to blow mine and Jack's cover if someone sees me!" He didn't have many options so he just closed his eyes and hoped for the worse. After waiting for 20 seconds nothing happened. The only thing Kaito could hear was some talking. He focused on the voices and was able to make something out. “When do you suppose Luffy-sama will return to the island?” one of them said. Kaito stood up and peered through the bush at this point making sure he couldn't be seen unless someone really focused on the bush. Kaito could now see that there were 3 of them and they were each carrying a basket that seemed like it they had clothes in them. One of them looked pretty normal and had blonde hair. Another was a little heavy with pigtails. The last one was very very tall and wore a helmet on her head. "Amazing!" Kaito thought as he looked them all up and down. Kaito was not much of a pervert but even he couldn't deny that these women were beautiful. Kaito backed away from the bush and turned to Jack. "Oi. There are 3 women over there talking about some guy named Luffy. They're carrying a basket of some sort that looks like it's full of clothes." He smiled "I think I have a plan on how we can get the picture. But you'll have to follow my every move"

[BEX]

While he had heard Kaito explaining something to him Jack had never removed his eyes from the tender limbs that each woman had attached to her body and the sexy sounds that were their voices more than kept his mind occupied enough to completely ignore what Kaito was trying to tell them. F*ck the noise…picture or no picture maybe my mission should be to get some nookie with one the locals rather than taking a picture of a Handcock… he rationalized with the lower brain functions. In fact he was almost tempted to step out of the hiding spot to introduce himself to the women, but he considered the dangers of doing so. Rubbing his chin with his thumb and index figure he began to strategize how he could smuggle one of the Amazon babes off the island without receiving a through beating from who were rumored to be the strongest beings in the world,

“Maybe if I get a little rough with one of ‘em and she sees what a stud I am...” Jack pondered momentarily before shaking his head dismissively at the idea,

“…that won’t work….” he sighed. It was then that he happened to look in Kaito’s direction and noticed that the man appeared to have just finished explaining something of importance to him,

“Whadya say?” he asked ignorantly.

[lily]

Kaito sighed as the man seemed to not listen in on what he had to say. "I said I have a plan" he looked at the man confused "You seem to be thinking about something, would you like to share it?" the man seemed very straight forward so Kaito just said "Forget what I just said actually" he said dismissively as he went back to his original plan "Well we have two options that both have the same outcome." He pointed over to the three women walking away from them "Option number 1." he said putting up one finger "We beat the crap out of these guys and steal the clothes and then we dress up as Amazon warriors to get into the village" he looked at the man's face for a reaction "Or we have option number 2 in which we sneak up past the Amazon lily women and steal their clothes and sneak into the village"

[BEX]

Kaito returned to running his mouth again and all that Jack could gather from his ramblings was the notion of getting those women out of their clothing to which he agreed to despite not fully listening to Kaito’s plan.

“I say we strip them of their clothes alright! ‘Bout time ya came up with something useful, Soot man” he quipped as he edged deeper in the frond that stood before him. Reaching slowly over his head, Jack grabbed at the tsurugi strapped to his back with a sinister smile on his already suspicious looking visage; there wasn’t much he wouldn’t do to get some enjoyment out of this entire adventure. Letting his tongue hang out of his mouth he edged a little more through the leafy cover that enveloped him. Whispering behind him,

“Are ya coming Soot man or do I get to do this one on my own?” he asked once again impatiently as he slid his feet through the soft soil beneath them. Leaping to a nearby tree trunk he jettisoned himself in the direction of the women with his sword held high over his head,

“What’s up ladies?!” he cried out as he slashed downward at them hoping to de-cloth them in one strike.