Post by SHADE SMASH on Mar 20, 2010 12:53:17 GMT -5
ORANGES! Without the citrus fruit, life would be utterly meaningless. Especially when it comes to the energetic, hyper, perverted little demon who now sat in her small little boat filled with, you got it, absolutely no oranges!!!! Who could possibly live with themselves after such a horrid crime of possessing absolutly nothing of the small, beautifully smelling fruit, when this one's young life revolved around it like the earth to the sun! It is truly unheard of!
Jaz angryly laid on her back, pouting over the emptiness of her newly acquired boat, which literally cannot carry more than one person, forcing her to use her only companion on this lovely journey of hers as a freaking bed! Who does that! But, considering the circumstances, at least she wasn't using him as the boat....
Jaz glared at the sun which shone highly in the sky, in all truth, blaming the flaming fire for her being, well where she was. You see, it all started on the previous island. She was just trekking through the streets, searching for a piece of orangey cloth to make her day, all the while holding her boomerang on her back, occassionally talking to him for advice on one thing or another. When suddenly, out of absolutely no where, came this guy ranting to the marines about how SHE, yes poor innocent little her, had been the one to remark, rather crudely she might add, on his wife.
Jeez, what a drama queen! All she said was that he did -bleep- and -bleep- to her while she went -bleep- around. She didn't ACTUALLY say something bad! So, without another word, she was forced to search for a MikanXV and be on her way to another island. And to think she believed she could have found a crew member there! Not on her life!!!!
Speaking of life, when was she gonna get to the next island already!!!!!
"OOF!"
Jaz slowly got up to look around, and look at that!!!! She was finally at the next town!!! "Garret!!!! Garret, wake up we're here!" She exclaimed, finding herself on a beach surrounded by trees. "I bet you they have oranges here!" She screamed in excitement. "And I bet they got some guys too! Come on we gotta go find a REAL crew member now!" With that, she grabbed Garret, flinging him over her shoulder, you know that little rope thats attatched to him anyways so that its easier to carry him, and hurdled into the trees like there was no tomorrow.
Only later did she discover in pure horror, that no orange of any kind belonged on this lovely forest, and that soon she was gonna run right into the city that lied just on the other side of the jungle.
Jaz angryly laid on her back, pouting over the emptiness of her newly acquired boat, which literally cannot carry more than one person, forcing her to use her only companion on this lovely journey of hers as a freaking bed! Who does that! But, considering the circumstances, at least she wasn't using him as the boat....
Jaz glared at the sun which shone highly in the sky, in all truth, blaming the flaming fire for her being, well where she was. You see, it all started on the previous island. She was just trekking through the streets, searching for a piece of orangey cloth to make her day, all the while holding her boomerang on her back, occassionally talking to him for advice on one thing or another. When suddenly, out of absolutely no where, came this guy ranting to the marines about how SHE, yes poor innocent little her, had been the one to remark, rather crudely she might add, on his wife.
Jeez, what a drama queen! All she said was that he did -bleep- and -bleep- to her while she went -bleep- around. She didn't ACTUALLY say something bad! So, without another word, she was forced to search for a MikanXV and be on her way to another island. And to think she believed she could have found a crew member there! Not on her life!!!!
Speaking of life, when was she gonna get to the next island already!!!!!
"OOF!"
Jaz slowly got up to look around, and look at that!!!! She was finally at the next town!!! "Garret!!!! Garret, wake up we're here!" She exclaimed, finding herself on a beach surrounded by trees. "I bet you they have oranges here!" She screamed in excitement. "And I bet they got some guys too! Come on we gotta go find a REAL crew member now!" With that, she grabbed Garret, flinging him over her shoulder, you know that little rope thats attatched to him anyways so that its easier to carry him, and hurdled into the trees like there was no tomorrow.
Only later did she discover in pure horror, that no orange of any kind belonged on this lovely forest, and that soon she was gonna run right into the city that lied just on the other side of the jungle.