Post by avidelmv2 on Feb 20, 2023 12:27:11 GMT -5
Geiger held tight to the reigns of the rooster, steering it hard towards the way of the upcoming inn. Its interest lie more in the slack jawed locals, who Geiger himself had yet avoided eye contact with by way of rolling his eyes way up to his brow. The incorrigible fowl went out of its way to peck at baskets of freshly harvest produce being carried to village locales, and otherwise just being too close for human comfort. This wasn't Geiger's first time being in Atzintli. As a desert civilization with a relatively strong pirate presence, there was always traffic his family could exploit for their financial or reputational gain. What's more, there was Zarzara Island just 20 miles up the stream, with exotic wines for personal and private tasting or importing into their bars. Between the Queendom and Zarzara, he knew he always had a place to enjoy the perks of his family's under-the-table dealings. Well, he used to at least.
"We don't got time for this, feathers. Yah!" Geiger whipped the reigns against the chickens back, causing it to yodel and buck before shooting off in a direction other than what he had planned.
They were back on track soon with the help of a bag of grain he kept for situations just like this. All he had to do was sprinkle some of it ahead, and voila - the rooster would go like a moth to the flame! He continued to dust the road ahead, breathing in deep to calm and bite back his mounting frustrations. Ommmm... Zen, zen. His meditation was interrupted when the rooster ran into something ahead of them. Their own panicked clucking was what startled him out of his blissful trance, but it was just in time. Finally, the inn! Geiger sighed hard, some of the tension of the day leaving his body, and reached forward to open the door for them.
"Goooooooood morning, ladies and gents!" A room of hard faced brigands, mouths stuffed with meat or grog, looked back at him. Drinks were spat out and others choked on their dinner while he sauntered forward, smiling hard despite the nervous sweat already forming on his brow. His confident strut was cut short when the chicken veered off its path to the counter to approach someone's table. The sitters leapt away, but had to dive back in when the rooster started hovering over their plates and mugs. "No, no, stop! You can't do that!" Geiger was right there with the patrons, urging the rooster to back away while he spread more grain behind them from the bag he had. "Hey, stop, who's gonna clean that up!?" Geiger flinched, meeting the gaze of the inn owner as they leaned over the bar to shout at him. He plastered his smile back on and swept his hair back with his other hand, putting on the air of charm.
"Hey, sorry about that, boss! I was just rolling through to put some money down for anyone who wants to do a little work for me. I figure the hard working gents here wouldn't miss out on an opportunity like that, right? So if you're between jobs, come to me. We can talk rates, draft a contract-" He turned back to the commotion happening right beside him when curses started being thrown around. Without his intervention, it had climaxed with the chicken flipping the whole table against the two patrons fighting back for their food. Their drinks splashed back in their faces and on some of the pirates around them, and if there weren't eyes on him when he entered, they were all on him now. And they all wanted murder. Before Geiger started to say anything, the owner of the inn was back to stammering at him.
"Look, this is an inn, not some recruitment agency. If you're looking for a sell-sword, go to the arena, there's plenty there. But get out of my inn before you cause any more trouble!" The chicken had already decided to do that for them, turning to stomp out the door while Geiger threw a bag of Belli to the counter. "Hey, thanks boss! Here's some cash for the table, and the food, a-and the info, and... Hey, just spend the rest on something nice for you and the-"
The door closed in his face before he could get out the rest of his words.
Geiger tried to get the rooster settled in a seat as best a giant chicken could. While it stepped over already seated spectators and struggled to recognize the difference between a seat that was already full and what was empty, he turned his gaze out to the full breadth of the stadium. Excited conversation buzzed in the air. Patrons lamenting their fortunes or misfortunes in the last round of better, or wistfully dreaming that they could be as impressive as even half the fighters they'd seen today. All he thought was how unfortunate that the arena had to be so busy when he visited. Spectators were bunched shoulder to shoulder in the rafters, and that meant the chicken would be caught on all sides by rowdy and uncomfortable citizens. How bad would it be once this next match started? Well, he didn't want to think about it. He kept the rooster docile with a feedbag strapped around their head, and they seemed content to eat their hearts fill for now.
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"We don't got time for this, feathers. Yah!" Geiger whipped the reigns against the chickens back, causing it to yodel and buck before shooting off in a direction other than what he had planned.
They were back on track soon with the help of a bag of grain he kept for situations just like this. All he had to do was sprinkle some of it ahead, and voila - the rooster would go like a moth to the flame! He continued to dust the road ahead, breathing in deep to calm and bite back his mounting frustrations. Ommmm... Zen, zen. His meditation was interrupted when the rooster ran into something ahead of them. Their own panicked clucking was what startled him out of his blissful trance, but it was just in time. Finally, the inn! Geiger sighed hard, some of the tension of the day leaving his body, and reached forward to open the door for them.
"Goooooooood morning, ladies and gents!" A room of hard faced brigands, mouths stuffed with meat or grog, looked back at him. Drinks were spat out and others choked on their dinner while he sauntered forward, smiling hard despite the nervous sweat already forming on his brow. His confident strut was cut short when the chicken veered off its path to the counter to approach someone's table. The sitters leapt away, but had to dive back in when the rooster started hovering over their plates and mugs. "No, no, stop! You can't do that!" Geiger was right there with the patrons, urging the rooster to back away while he spread more grain behind them from the bag he had. "Hey, stop, who's gonna clean that up!?" Geiger flinched, meeting the gaze of the inn owner as they leaned over the bar to shout at him. He plastered his smile back on and swept his hair back with his other hand, putting on the air of charm.
"Hey, sorry about that, boss! I was just rolling through to put some money down for anyone who wants to do a little work for me. I figure the hard working gents here wouldn't miss out on an opportunity like that, right? So if you're between jobs, come to me. We can talk rates, draft a contract-" He turned back to the commotion happening right beside him when curses started being thrown around. Without his intervention, it had climaxed with the chicken flipping the whole table against the two patrons fighting back for their food. Their drinks splashed back in their faces and on some of the pirates around them, and if there weren't eyes on him when he entered, they were all on him now. And they all wanted murder. Before Geiger started to say anything, the owner of the inn was back to stammering at him.
"Look, this is an inn, not some recruitment agency. If you're looking for a sell-sword, go to the arena, there's plenty there. But get out of my inn before you cause any more trouble!" The chicken had already decided to do that for them, turning to stomp out the door while Geiger threw a bag of Belli to the counter. "Hey, thanks boss! Here's some cash for the table, and the food, a-and the info, and... Hey, just spend the rest on something nice for you and the-"
The door closed in his face before he could get out the rest of his words.
Geiger tried to get the rooster settled in a seat as best a giant chicken could. While it stepped over already seated spectators and struggled to recognize the difference between a seat that was already full and what was empty, he turned his gaze out to the full breadth of the stadium. Excited conversation buzzed in the air. Patrons lamenting their fortunes or misfortunes in the last round of better, or wistfully dreaming that they could be as impressive as even half the fighters they'd seen today. All he thought was how unfortunate that the arena had to be so busy when he visited. Spectators were bunched shoulder to shoulder in the rafters, and that meant the chicken would be caught on all sides by rowdy and uncomfortable citizens. How bad would it be once this next match started? Well, he didn't want to think about it. He kept the rooster docile with a feedbag strapped around their head, and they seemed content to eat their hearts fill for now.
Once seated, Geiger read down the list of headliners while the arena was prepped for the next match, looking out for ferocious sounding names. He found exactly what he was looking for in one that was so long, it wrapped back onto itself in its bracket. "'Pitch-Black Fire Chain Born of Wrath Purges the Unworthy', huh... Now THAT'S the kind of guy who knocks teeth out of mouths." He hailed down a bookie to ask the odds on said fighter while the announcers prepared to take the stage and introduce the next bracket.
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