Post by Randy Savage on Aug 24, 2015 14:19:49 GMT -5
Randy awoke to find herself unceremoniously face down in the sand. The water licked at her thighs as half her body was still in the water. She wasn’t quite sure where she was or how she got here. As a matter of fact, she couldn’t remember much of anything from what felt like the last few days! She shook off her daze as she stood and brushed the sand and surf off of her body. Reaching her hands toward the sky, Randy stretched out, loosening up her body. Despite the state in which she woke up, she actually felt quite well rested! The life of a transient bounty hunter could be a tough one; Randy had learned to sleep comfortably almost anywhere. But, after spending months on a ship, she softness of a nap on the sand felt like paradise. Randy absentmindedly slapped away a crab that was still latched to the hem of her shorts, knocking it to the sand as she began to walk.
She looked up at the height of the trees that lined the ‘front’ of the island for what seemed like miles. They were monstrously huge! She could hear rustling in the canopy. The island was certainly bustling with wildlife. There was a gigantic mountain range looming in the distance, marking the other side of the island. The longer Randy spent here, the more she wondered how she could have possibly gotten here in the first place. Devlin wasn’t around, so it seemed unlikely she arrived with him. There was no boat or dinghy near her when she awoke on the beach. If she were more gullible she might think she were simply dropped on the beach from the sky! Randy wasn’t one to let her mind ponder about theoretically, so the mystery of her arrival would most likely go completely unsolved.
Randy’s attire for this trip was a simple bright green romper. A design of whales and anchors adorned the outfit. Whatever she was doing before she arrived, she was clearly relaxing and not really preparing for battles. On her feet were a dark brown leather pair of small healed boots. Their laces were undone and the boots were worn loose. Randy bent over to tie them up tight around her ankle. It was looking more and more like she would have to traverse through the island to try to find a way off of it. Around Randy’s waist were loops of different colored fabrics, creating a makeshift belt that served fashion more than function. Her hair was done up in a big pony tail; her hair was thick and its color shone vibrantly in the sunlight of the island. Her golden gauntlets were, of course, ever present on her arms and she was always thankful to have them. Whatever was happening on this island was quite strange and Randy was happy to have her weapons with her.
Something giggled in the canopy as Randy entered the island. She slowed her pace a bit and looked overhead. She could see rustling but didn’t see any shapes or forms. For a moment she wondered if it was simply her mind playing tricks on her. Randy continued to move forward through the foliage, ever mindful of her surroundings. Something about this island was making Randy’s hard flicker and her skin crawl. For a moment, her anxniousness seemed to die down. That is, until she stumbled upon a large sign in the middle of the forest. It was covered in vines and dead leaves and looked like it hadn’t been touched in years. Randy set to work pulling down the dead foliage. She was kind of desperate for an idea of where she was. Stepping back, Randy couldn’t help but nearly laugh at what the sigh said.
”Bwahahaha! Subtle.”
Randy laughed at the ridiculousness of the sign. Much to her chagrin, as her laughter died, the laughter in the canopy continued to grow. The laughs started out mocking hers and then grew louder and louder. Soon, it sounded like the whole canopy was chittering with chuckles, giggles, and chortles. Randy starred at the canopy with confusion, still not 100% clear on what exactly was going on. Wham! Randy’s thoughts gave way to a sharp pain as a large rock flew down from the canopy and nailed Randy directly in the forehead. She wailed out and stumbled backward, eyes watering as she threw her hands up to her head. Her hair flickered outward as a burst of rage rose up inside her. She raised a fist to the sky.
”Hey assholes! What’s the big idea!”
Randy yelled at the top of the trees and, much to her surprise, the laughter stopped immediately. This is starting to piss me off! Randy had a short temper for things she did not understand. Feeling the need to release some steam, Randy threw a fist into the base of a tree right by here, shaking the trunk of the large tree. The tree was surprisingly tough and, had Randy’s hands not been gauntleted, she would have went reeling in pain. Hushed whispers seemed to explode in the canopy after her punch, like hundreds of children whispering in a classroom. Randy was about to punch the tree again when suddenly a large monkey leaped down from the tree and attacked Randy!
As the monkey lunged it lashed out with two gigantic claws! Randy hopped back quickly, her anger giving way to instinct. The monkey missed its attack and landed on the ground in front of Randy. It had the shape of a simple chimpanzee but its size was huge for the species, standing at a little more than half of Randy height. As the monkey hit the ground he did a back flip and lashed his tail out. Randy nearly paid the attack no mind but she saw a glint of metal at the end of its tail. Reaching up reflexively, Randy defended herself from the strike, causing the monkeys tail to hit her gloves hard, sending her reeling backward. This monkey had a gigantic scythe for a tail! Clearly, Randy had been underestimating what was in the trees.
Lashing out in frustration, Randy through a punch at the monkey. It leapt backward, easily avoiding her swing and landed upside down on its hands on the top of the Death Island sign. All the monkeys in the trees began to hoot, holler and laugh. Now that Randy knew what to look for she could see their outlines and devious smiles. Randy yelled at the canopy, irritated by their constant badgering. The laughter stopped immediately but soon a hailstorm of rocks, sticks, and other debris flew down from the overgrowth at Randy. She swung ineffectually at the items, knocking some down but getting hit in the arms and legs by others. Randy could see the monkey on the sign begin moving toward her, just as two more dropped down onto the forest floor. Not good.
Randy was never a fan of retreating, but this situation was getting out of hand quickly. If she was going to fight these things, she would need to do it on her terms, not while surrounded in the middle of the woods. The new monkeys blocked her path back to the beach so her only option was through the woods. Turning on her heel, Randy dropped her guard and sprinted through the woods. Luckily, she had grown up on an island with thick forests so she was able to navigate quickly. She could hear the monkeys keeping up with her overhead. She wasn’t able to lose them but, luckily enough for her, she was able to move fast enough that they couldn’t stop and throw things at her. Looking back, Randy could see the other three monkeys chasing her at floor level. They were exceedingly adept at using their claws and scythe tails to navigate the jungle. She was going to be in serious trouble.
After a harrowing gauntlet of woods and foliage, Randy finally made her way to the base of the mountain. The forest gave way to more open areas, fallen trees, and some hills marking the landscape. Her feet carried her true and gave Randy another reason to be proud of her upbringing. The monkeys were keeping pace with her but so far hadn’t gotten ahead. For that she was thankful. Randy burst from the treeline and ran toward the base of one of the high mountains that lined the island. She no longer heard the monkeys on top of her but continued to run. She could see a large hole in the base of the mountain, a cave maybe? If I can get to that cave I can defend myself. Bottleneck them so I only find one at a time! Just a bit more! As she got to the mouth of the cave opening, Randy turned on her heels and expected to find a horde of monkey men on her tail.
The monkeys however were still a few yards away at the end of the treeline. They had stopped chasing her and instead had taken to yelling and throwing more debris. She was far enough away now that they couldn’t hit her but they continued to rage anyway. She kept eye contact with them as they slowly turned and seemed to descend back into the woods, leaving her be. A chill went up Randy’s spine. She had hunted enough animals to know that if one predator backed off, it meant there was a bigger one nearby. She looked around hesitantly, wondering what would show up next but, for the moment, thankful for the reprieve. She turned slowly and looked down the mouth of the cave behind her. The cave seemed to proceed nearly straight down a gravelly hill into darkness. She could barely see anything beyond the lip.
Suddenly, there was a noise behind her. Randy spun on a heel to face the jungle and what she saw sucked all of the color out of her hair and face. Mere inches from her was a gigantic spider, nearly her size, hanging from a series of webs on the side of the mountain. The spider opened its mandibles and unleashed an inhuman shriek. Fear shot through Randy as she screamed back and jumped. The shock and fear taking control of her body as she fell backward. Randy tried to maintain her balance but her mind was at war; one side of her wanted to dive into the hole and run away from the spider, the other was desperate to keep her balance and not run from this monstrous creature. Randy had stared down brutal beasts before but nothing compared to the fear of a woman sized spider.
The spider launched webbing out of its mouth at Randy, causing the rest of her balance to give way to fear. Oh no! It’s trying to eat me! Randy’s mind screamed as she fell backward into the hole, rolling head over heels in the darkness. Her screams would proceed her as she tumbled. First she screamed out of fright, but these screams gave way to yells of pain as she tried to regain ehr balance while she rolled into the cave network. Regaining your balance while falling was hard enough but doing it in the dark was nearly impossible. Before she was able to properly get her feet underneath her, Randy hit the ground with a painful Oof! and slid a few feet from the bottom of the cave she fell out of. Randy stood up slowly, the fall leaving her bruised and dizzy. Her arms and legs were covered in cuts and her hair had fallen loose of its ponytail. She took her hair down and tried to adjust while her eyes became acclimated to the dark of the room.
There was dim lighting around the cave floor in the form of torches. They looked ancient and their light was weak, but it was enough to get a basic feel for the room she ended up in. The wall she had fallen out of was lined with dozens of other holes just like it. It was as if there was more than one passageway that would lead someone to this exact spot, like it was intended as a start of some sort. Opposite the wall she came from was a large, ornate rock door. There were words carved into the wall and door but they were of a language she couldn’t understand. The illustrations were clear though; hundreds of crude drawings of stick figures going through a maze and getting crushed by what looked like dangerous traps. Stick figures getting crushed by large rocks, falling in pitfalls, getting impaled by spike traps and all other manner of torture were drawn on the door to this labyrinth.
For a moment, Randy turned back toward the hole she came from and looked up it. She could tell she fell quite some distance as the hole of light from the sky was so far up it could be covered by her thumb. She looked over the room she was in and sighed deeply. As far as she could tell her only options were to force the door open and proceed through the labyrinth or try to climb her way back up the hole and try her luck with those gigantic spiders. Ugh, just the idea made her dry heave. Randy stretched her arms and legs and nursed her bruises. For the moment she was able to rest and think of a game plan and next move.
She looked up at the height of the trees that lined the ‘front’ of the island for what seemed like miles. They were monstrously huge! She could hear rustling in the canopy. The island was certainly bustling with wildlife. There was a gigantic mountain range looming in the distance, marking the other side of the island. The longer Randy spent here, the more she wondered how she could have possibly gotten here in the first place. Devlin wasn’t around, so it seemed unlikely she arrived with him. There was no boat or dinghy near her when she awoke on the beach. If she were more gullible she might think she were simply dropped on the beach from the sky! Randy wasn’t one to let her mind ponder about theoretically, so the mystery of her arrival would most likely go completely unsolved.
Randy’s attire for this trip was a simple bright green romper. A design of whales and anchors adorned the outfit. Whatever she was doing before she arrived, she was clearly relaxing and not really preparing for battles. On her feet were a dark brown leather pair of small healed boots. Their laces were undone and the boots were worn loose. Randy bent over to tie them up tight around her ankle. It was looking more and more like she would have to traverse through the island to try to find a way off of it. Around Randy’s waist were loops of different colored fabrics, creating a makeshift belt that served fashion more than function. Her hair was done up in a big pony tail; her hair was thick and its color shone vibrantly in the sunlight of the island. Her golden gauntlets were, of course, ever present on her arms and she was always thankful to have them. Whatever was happening on this island was quite strange and Randy was happy to have her weapons with her.
Something giggled in the canopy as Randy entered the island. She slowed her pace a bit and looked overhead. She could see rustling but didn’t see any shapes or forms. For a moment she wondered if it was simply her mind playing tricks on her. Randy continued to move forward through the foliage, ever mindful of her surroundings. Something about this island was making Randy’s hard flicker and her skin crawl. For a moment, her anxniousness seemed to die down. That is, until she stumbled upon a large sign in the middle of the forest. It was covered in vines and dead leaves and looked like it hadn’t been touched in years. Randy set to work pulling down the dead foliage. She was kind of desperate for an idea of where she was. Stepping back, Randy couldn’t help but nearly laugh at what the sigh said.
Welcome to Death Island!
Enter at your own risk!
If you are able to leave, do so. Now!”
Enter at your own risk!
If you are able to leave, do so. Now!”
Randy laughed at the ridiculousness of the sign. Much to her chagrin, as her laughter died, the laughter in the canopy continued to grow. The laughs started out mocking hers and then grew louder and louder. Soon, it sounded like the whole canopy was chittering with chuckles, giggles, and chortles. Randy starred at the canopy with confusion, still not 100% clear on what exactly was going on. Wham! Randy’s thoughts gave way to a sharp pain as a large rock flew down from the canopy and nailed Randy directly in the forehead. She wailed out and stumbled backward, eyes watering as she threw her hands up to her head. Her hair flickered outward as a burst of rage rose up inside her. She raised a fist to the sky.
”Hey assholes! What’s the big idea!”
Randy yelled at the top of the trees and, much to her surprise, the laughter stopped immediately. This is starting to piss me off! Randy had a short temper for things she did not understand. Feeling the need to release some steam, Randy threw a fist into the base of a tree right by here, shaking the trunk of the large tree. The tree was surprisingly tough and, had Randy’s hands not been gauntleted, she would have went reeling in pain. Hushed whispers seemed to explode in the canopy after her punch, like hundreds of children whispering in a classroom. Randy was about to punch the tree again when suddenly a large monkey leaped down from the tree and attacked Randy!
As the monkey lunged it lashed out with two gigantic claws! Randy hopped back quickly, her anger giving way to instinct. The monkey missed its attack and landed on the ground in front of Randy. It had the shape of a simple chimpanzee but its size was huge for the species, standing at a little more than half of Randy height. As the monkey hit the ground he did a back flip and lashed his tail out. Randy nearly paid the attack no mind but she saw a glint of metal at the end of its tail. Reaching up reflexively, Randy defended herself from the strike, causing the monkeys tail to hit her gloves hard, sending her reeling backward. This monkey had a gigantic scythe for a tail! Clearly, Randy had been underestimating what was in the trees.
Lashing out in frustration, Randy through a punch at the monkey. It leapt backward, easily avoiding her swing and landed upside down on its hands on the top of the Death Island sign. All the monkeys in the trees began to hoot, holler and laugh. Now that Randy knew what to look for she could see their outlines and devious smiles. Randy yelled at the canopy, irritated by their constant badgering. The laughter stopped immediately but soon a hailstorm of rocks, sticks, and other debris flew down from the overgrowth at Randy. She swung ineffectually at the items, knocking some down but getting hit in the arms and legs by others. Randy could see the monkey on the sign begin moving toward her, just as two more dropped down onto the forest floor. Not good.
Randy was never a fan of retreating, but this situation was getting out of hand quickly. If she was going to fight these things, she would need to do it on her terms, not while surrounded in the middle of the woods. The new monkeys blocked her path back to the beach so her only option was through the woods. Turning on her heel, Randy dropped her guard and sprinted through the woods. Luckily, she had grown up on an island with thick forests so she was able to navigate quickly. She could hear the monkeys keeping up with her overhead. She wasn’t able to lose them but, luckily enough for her, she was able to move fast enough that they couldn’t stop and throw things at her. Looking back, Randy could see the other three monkeys chasing her at floor level. They were exceedingly adept at using their claws and scythe tails to navigate the jungle. She was going to be in serious trouble.
After a harrowing gauntlet of woods and foliage, Randy finally made her way to the base of the mountain. The forest gave way to more open areas, fallen trees, and some hills marking the landscape. Her feet carried her true and gave Randy another reason to be proud of her upbringing. The monkeys were keeping pace with her but so far hadn’t gotten ahead. For that she was thankful. Randy burst from the treeline and ran toward the base of one of the high mountains that lined the island. She no longer heard the monkeys on top of her but continued to run. She could see a large hole in the base of the mountain, a cave maybe? If I can get to that cave I can defend myself. Bottleneck them so I only find one at a time! Just a bit more! As she got to the mouth of the cave opening, Randy turned on her heels and expected to find a horde of monkey men on her tail.
The monkeys however were still a few yards away at the end of the treeline. They had stopped chasing her and instead had taken to yelling and throwing more debris. She was far enough away now that they couldn’t hit her but they continued to rage anyway. She kept eye contact with them as they slowly turned and seemed to descend back into the woods, leaving her be. A chill went up Randy’s spine. She had hunted enough animals to know that if one predator backed off, it meant there was a bigger one nearby. She looked around hesitantly, wondering what would show up next but, for the moment, thankful for the reprieve. She turned slowly and looked down the mouth of the cave behind her. The cave seemed to proceed nearly straight down a gravelly hill into darkness. She could barely see anything beyond the lip.
Suddenly, there was a noise behind her. Randy spun on a heel to face the jungle and what she saw sucked all of the color out of her hair and face. Mere inches from her was a gigantic spider, nearly her size, hanging from a series of webs on the side of the mountain. The spider opened its mandibles and unleashed an inhuman shriek. Fear shot through Randy as she screamed back and jumped. The shock and fear taking control of her body as she fell backward. Randy tried to maintain her balance but her mind was at war; one side of her wanted to dive into the hole and run away from the spider, the other was desperate to keep her balance and not run from this monstrous creature. Randy had stared down brutal beasts before but nothing compared to the fear of a woman sized spider.
The spider launched webbing out of its mouth at Randy, causing the rest of her balance to give way to fear. Oh no! It’s trying to eat me! Randy’s mind screamed as she fell backward into the hole, rolling head over heels in the darkness. Her screams would proceed her as she tumbled. First she screamed out of fright, but these screams gave way to yells of pain as she tried to regain ehr balance while she rolled into the cave network. Regaining your balance while falling was hard enough but doing it in the dark was nearly impossible. Before she was able to properly get her feet underneath her, Randy hit the ground with a painful Oof! and slid a few feet from the bottom of the cave she fell out of. Randy stood up slowly, the fall leaving her bruised and dizzy. Her arms and legs were covered in cuts and her hair had fallen loose of its ponytail. She took her hair down and tried to adjust while her eyes became acclimated to the dark of the room.
There was dim lighting around the cave floor in the form of torches. They looked ancient and their light was weak, but it was enough to get a basic feel for the room she ended up in. The wall she had fallen out of was lined with dozens of other holes just like it. It was as if there was more than one passageway that would lead someone to this exact spot, like it was intended as a start of some sort. Opposite the wall she came from was a large, ornate rock door. There were words carved into the wall and door but they were of a language she couldn’t understand. The illustrations were clear though; hundreds of crude drawings of stick figures going through a maze and getting crushed by what looked like dangerous traps. Stick figures getting crushed by large rocks, falling in pitfalls, getting impaled by spike traps and all other manner of torture were drawn on the door to this labyrinth.
For a moment, Randy turned back toward the hole she came from and looked up it. She could tell she fell quite some distance as the hole of light from the sky was so far up it could be covered by her thumb. She looked over the room she was in and sighed deeply. As far as she could tell her only options were to force the door open and proceed through the labyrinth or try to climb her way back up the hole and try her luck with those gigantic spiders. Ugh, just the idea made her dry heave. Randy stretched her arms and legs and nursed her bruises. For the moment she was able to rest and think of a game plan and next move.