Post by Mai Kobayashi on Oct 3, 2021 0:23:56 GMT -5
"Ehh? For who's benefit? Of course, I won't look cool if no one knows who I took down right? It's to make me look cool, neh?"
The silver-skinned woman unhooked the still sheathed sword from the sash of her waist and slammed the end of the wooden saya down on the side of the head of the poor, unfortunate, pirate she was using as a doormat. With a loud 'guh' sound the man passed out in the middle of the street, leave a small pool of drool dripping from the side of his mouth as the Fishman stepped over him to face the whip-wielding, pompadour, touting pirate captain.
No... but the only people here are my men and that thief boyfriend of yours...
"That's right, we already know exactly how strong the Captain is. And you? you are just an overconfident idiot, aren't you? Having a spousal argument in front of us... Have you no shame?"
The two pirates looked at one another with a look of confusion passing between them, eyebrows were raised and a certain Fishman was lectured on not airing her dirty laundry in public. A purple twinge crept up on her cheeks as she stared at the two men in quiet disbelief before baling up her fist as the other wanted man spouted off unbelievable accusations one after the other. She finally rounded on B.G, her face having flushed entirely, though whether it was rage or embarrassment coloring her face was a bit harder to ascertain.
"As for you... stop giving them the wrong idea! Who is two-timing?! I was cutting you a break by letting you go! Look, I even gave you your own bounty poster so I could pretend I lost it! Who's ever heard of a thief who wants to get caught!? Besides, why would anyone want to break INTO the jail cell of a marine base? What were you planning to do, steal treasure? Break out your thief girlfriend!? Ahh no... you wouldn't be hitting on me if you had one of those..."
She blasted off into a tirade before halfway into her rant realizing that part of her premise was flawed, raising a finger to her lip in quiet though she tried to salvage what was left of her argument.
"See what I mean captain?"
Yeah... both of them are idiots... right?
"But Captain... Bosun... they've defeated over a third of the crew already..."
"Thinking about it... don't we look the lamest here by losing to these guys.."
Shut up you guys, I'm here now. I'll give these two a whipping they will never forget and restore our crews' honor!
The silver-skinned woman unhooked the still sheathed sword from the sash of her waist and slammed the end of the wooden saya down on the side of the head of the poor, unfortunate, pirate she was using as a doormat. With a loud 'guh' sound the man passed out in the middle of the street, leave a small pool of drool dripping from the side of his mouth as the Fishman stepped over him to face the whip-wielding, pompadour, touting pirate captain.
No... but the only people here are my men and that thief boyfriend of yours...
"That's right, we already know exactly how strong the Captain is. And you? you are just an overconfident idiot, aren't you? Having a spousal argument in front of us... Have you no shame?"
The two pirates looked at one another with a look of confusion passing between them, eyebrows were raised and a certain Fishman was lectured on not airing her dirty laundry in public. A purple twinge crept up on her cheeks as she stared at the two men in quiet disbelief before baling up her fist as the other wanted man spouted off unbelievable accusations one after the other. She finally rounded on B.G, her face having flushed entirely, though whether it was rage or embarrassment coloring her face was a bit harder to ascertain.
"As for you... stop giving them the wrong idea! Who is two-timing?! I was cutting you a break by letting you go! Look, I even gave you your own bounty poster so I could pretend I lost it! Who's ever heard of a thief who wants to get caught!? Besides, why would anyone want to break INTO the jail cell of a marine base? What were you planning to do, steal treasure? Break out your thief girlfriend!? Ahh no... you wouldn't be hitting on me if you had one of those..."
She blasted off into a tirade before halfway into her rant realizing that part of her premise was flawed, raising a finger to her lip in quiet though she tried to salvage what was left of her argument.
"See what I mean captain?"
Yeah... both of them are idiots... right?
"But Captain... Bosun... they've defeated over a third of the crew already..."
"Thinking about it... don't we look the lamest here by losing to these guys.."
Shut up you guys, I'm here now. I'll give these two a whipping they will never forget and restore our crews' honor!