Post by The Prettiest Squish on Jan 20, 2019 21:53:19 GMT -5
The dust settled soon after her disastrous crash landing. Poor little Lea lied on the hard surface in a crater with her limbs outstretched, stuck to the side of the cactus like she was a starfish in an aquarium. She moaned as her head began to recover from the dizzying state of panic the fall had given her. This whole new ability to negate any pain didn't do her mentality any favors; she was subconsciously still prone to believing she could be hurt and that alone was enough to send distress signals to her brain. The girl sat up from her hole and looked around her surroundings but with a very puzzled look. "Wait...I thought this was a cactus. So how am I in such a hard crater?"
Her dazed green eyes scanned left and right only to discover – to her surprise – this wasn't a cactus at all! She jumped up immediately from her seat with confusion. From faraway, the things were huge, green, round and thorny cacti! But now that she was so up close, she saw them for what they really were – MOUNTAINS!? The disappointed damsel rubbed the surface of the green terrain just to be sure and found it to be coarse and rough, unlike the smooth and velvety texture she'd come to expect from real cacti. Her fangs bared. "This isn't a cactus?!" Her eyes moved away and inspected the 'spikes' decorating the mountainside only to discover they were gravestones! She growled out with anger, "Those aren't thorns!?" But worst of all, when the blue dudette looked down at her shorts she found buried within them the remaining shards of stone fist from the beast-woman earlier.
Lea picked up a chunk of rock wedged between in her pants and brought it to her nose, sniffing its scent deeply. She squinted hard at the giant pebble and proceeded to lick its cracked face from top to bottom. Her eyes flared and she threw away the stone as far as she could all the while screaming with disappointment, "THESE AREN'T REALLY SPACE ROCKS?!!"
Just then out of nowhere, the woman in black arrived at the worst time imaginable. Lea saw her and shook uncontrollably. It wasn't in her to be a negative Nancy but she had no idea now where the shooting star had landed! If this big, thick, oversized numbskull didn't eat it, then who did? Her mind raced for more positive solutions such as looking deeper into the beach or surfing out to where she saw that splash all the way in the horizon! But at the moment, she was filled to the brim with pent up frustration and this busty brawler would taste her vengeance! Lea grinned a toothy grin and glared down at the monster in front of her. "So, you didn't eat my shooting star after all! Good, that means I can eat it myself and then I'll be ten times heavier than you! AND I'll have a bigger rack!" Like a child, she stuck her tongue out and placed her hands on her hips.
Her dazed green eyes scanned left and right only to discover – to her surprise – this wasn't a cactus at all! She jumped up immediately from her seat with confusion. From faraway, the things were huge, green, round and thorny cacti! But now that she was so up close, she saw them for what they really were – MOUNTAINS!? The disappointed damsel rubbed the surface of the green terrain just to be sure and found it to be coarse and rough, unlike the smooth and velvety texture she'd come to expect from real cacti. Her fangs bared. "This isn't a cactus?!" Her eyes moved away and inspected the 'spikes' decorating the mountainside only to discover they were gravestones! She growled out with anger, "Those aren't thorns!?" But worst of all, when the blue dudette looked down at her shorts she found buried within them the remaining shards of stone fist from the beast-woman earlier.
Lea picked up a chunk of rock wedged between in her pants and brought it to her nose, sniffing its scent deeply. She squinted hard at the giant pebble and proceeded to lick its cracked face from top to bottom. Her eyes flared and she threw away the stone as far as she could all the while screaming with disappointment, "THESE AREN'T REALLY SPACE ROCKS?!!"
Just then out of nowhere, the woman in black arrived at the worst time imaginable. Lea saw her and shook uncontrollably. It wasn't in her to be a negative Nancy but she had no idea now where the shooting star had landed! If this big, thick, oversized numbskull didn't eat it, then who did? Her mind raced for more positive solutions such as looking deeper into the beach or surfing out to where she saw that splash all the way in the horizon! But at the moment, she was filled to the brim with pent up frustration and this busty brawler would taste her vengeance! Lea grinned a toothy grin and glared down at the monster in front of her. "So, you didn't eat my shooting star after all! Good, that means I can eat it myself and then I'll be ten times heavier than you! AND I'll have a bigger rack!" Like a child, she stuck her tongue out and placed her hands on her hips.