One Piece: Mind Theatre

[juusan]

Okay, this was made for entirely selfish reasons, but I think it could be fun. Basically make a little funny scene that could happen in One Piece. The more ridiculous/funny the better (seriousness would kill the mood, ne?). For instance, if two characters were to meet, a "missing scene", or even predict the future of the manga/anime. If you want you can also post a scene of your OC meeting a canon character. It can be in script or paragraph format, but remeber, it's just one scene, not a whole story!

This one's been buzzing around in my head since the last 3 chapters of the manga came out. So, spoilers if you haven't read them (just highlight the blank).

Start

(after somehow being broken out by Bon Clay, Buggy & Mr. 3)

Luffy: MESHI! (food)
Bon Clay: Well the kitchens are still up on the 4th floor, but-
Luffy: *takes off* Meshi meshi meshi!
Bon Clay: Straw-chan! Wait for me~!
Luffy: *runs past Ace's cell* Meshi meshi me-! *runs backwards to Ace's cell again* Ace? Meshi! Ace! Meshi! Ace-meshi-Ace-meshi-Ace-meshi-meshi-Ace-meshi? Meshi! I'll be right back Ace!
Bon Clay/Buggy/Mr.3: IT'S HIM YOU CAME DOWN HERE TO RESCUE!!!
Luffy: Oh, Ace!
Buggy/Mr.3: Why are we down here with this idiot?

End

[juusan]

^^ this one's a better example. It doesn't spoil anything. *was a bad example giver before* This is because of how many arguments there were about how ace could own Ao Kiji.

The Epic Battle 1: Fire Fist Ace vs. Admiral Ao Kiji

(the Strawhats + Ace meet up with Ao Kiji yet again)

Ao Kiji: *laying down w/ eyes closed*
Usopp: I-it's that Ice Admiral again! I-I can't move, I've been frozen!
Nami & Chopper: Stop being frozen with fear!
Sanji: *holding Luffy back* He shouldn't be a problem with Ace here, right? Stop it Luffy!
Luffy: Gomu gomu no- *gets stopped by Sanji*
Ao Kiji: *opens his eyes* Oi oi. What's going on? Oh, you're...
...
...
Ao Kiji: I forgot. Nevermind.
All Strawhats (except Robin): ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Ao Kiji: *looks at Ace* You're... the Fire Fist, right? You're really troublesome to catch... It'd be easier to just catch you now, probably...
Ace: *grinning* Oh, really? *unleashes a big burst of fire that ignites the field*
Strawhats:
Ace: *turns around with a grin then starts running*
Strawhats: !!! *run after him*
Luffy: Ace! I thought you were gonna fight him!!
Ace: Do you want me to get frozen?! It's cold! I don't have a coat, either...
Strawhats: YOU'RE MADE OF FIRE!!!

Ao Kiji: *surrounded by a puddle now* Oi oi... I didn't say I was actually going to do anything... ah, nevermind.

[lightningghost]

XD i can see tht happening

[seenoevil121]

Hee hee this seems fun. I'm going to shift around a One Shot that I wrote with a similar plot. Hey, this could happen, right?

Usopp: [Standing atop a barrel with a very dramatic expression, holding Kabuto in the air.] So Kabuto and I single handedly defeated the seven thousand guards to rescue my pirate crew. All that was left was the leader!
Luffy: [Confused] Seven thousand? I thought you said seven hundred.
Usopp: [Caught] They came out of holes in the ground! They weren't called the Gopher Armada for nothing, after all!
Chopper: Quiet, Luffy! So what did you do to beat the leader, Usopp? [Stares completely in awe with stars in eyes]
Usopp: [Beaming] Right. Well, after defeating his entire crew with my vast armada of attacks and incredible marksmanship, the leader was cowering in complete fear in a corner, so I decided to go easy on him.
[Usopp reaches into his pouch and extracts a single rotten egg, points it at Luffy and Chopper. The two shout with surprise and move out of the way, neither wanting the rotten egg being shot at them. Usopp changes his aim to a random place on the ship and fires.]
Usopp: So I shot him with my Rotten Egg star! The smell was so vile that it knocked him out for days with a single shot!
Chopper and Luffy: Awesome!!!!!
BEfore any more could be said they heard a scream. A female scream. A very frightening female scream. The boys are hesitant to look, already knowing who it is. Regardless they do, and see a very angry Nami stalking toward them, spinning her CLima Tact with red and blue spheres following her. Atop her head, there is a sing rotten egg.
Usopp: O-oi, N-n-n-nami. There's not need to be violent, it was an accident!
Namei: [sweetly] Of course, an accident. [Sudden venom] Accident my but! Thunderbolt Tempo!
[The boys run away from the enormous lightning bolt before they can be hit.]
Chopper: She's a monster! Monster!

[cross]

This is what I seriously hope to happen in the future ;D


Sengoku: This is where the future of the world will be decided. With Fire Fist Ace's execution, Whitebeard will not be able to resist coming here and falling into our trap. Once we defeat the strongest Yonkou--
Marine Soldier: Sir, a ship bearing Whitebeard's flag has been spotted at 12 o'clock! And..
Sengoku: Exellent!! Everyone to their posts!! Prepare the artillery, and on my signal we bombard their ship with cannons before--
Marine Soldier: S..SIR!!
Sengoku: What???
Marine Soldier: Th..The Revolutionary Dragon.. with his whole army, is making his way here as well!!!
Garp: Oh he must've come to pick up his son Ace. These boys of mine sure got guts. Bwahahaha!!!
All Marines: OHSHI- O___________O

[Mikan]

Ill try...

Nami saw an island full of skulls and cemetery, and...

Nami: Shima! Shima! Shima! Shima!
Nami calls and calls(theyre all sleeping)
Luffy: Shima! (came from behind) Ohhohhoh! A scary one! I wonder if they have scary fish soup...
Usopp: (saws the island) HAH!!!I think Im having a...
Nami: Dont fake a disease now!!

[kalifa]

OK let me try

Robin: Ahhh, how you work so fast doctor-san!

Chopper: Dont think your making me happy.. bastards

Zoro: Itdd be easier to just chop it out * closes eyes, and sits the other way, with swords rested on his shoulder*

Nami: Oi, Zoro! Dont talk like that!

Usopp: * gulp* Is Luffy gonna die?

Sanji: A nice meal, will wake him up * takes drag of ciggarette *

Chopper: Baka! He is in no condition to be moved!

Sanji: Luffy... time for dinner!!

Franky: Does that idiot actually think he can wake him up like that?

Luffy: HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!!! * runs to teh scent of food*

Everyone except Robin: HE WOKE UP!!

Robin: Only to be expected of our Captain

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Howd I do?