The Ultimate Showdown of BV (In production)

[phoenixflame]

Old Kanezilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Mongoose burst from the shade
and hit Kanezilla with a Somgrenade
Kanezilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaki
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Masta Deltron came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaki & O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Sommobile
but before it could make it back to the Somcave
Young Miss Shinku popped out of her grave
and took an AK-47 out from under her hat
and blew Mongoose away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but she ran out of bullets and she ran away
because Xentimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Kanezilla took a bite out of Xentimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaki came back covered in a tire track
but Shadey Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Mongoose was injured, and trying to get steady
when Young Miss Shinku came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
Dietrich Von Koening took her out with his whip

then he saw Kanezilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Mongoose stole it and he shot and he missed
and Shadey Chan deflected it with her fist
then she jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Young Miss Shinku tried to pole vault
onto Xentimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Cirrus Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out to all their fans there
down from the heavens descended Jack Dancer
who delivered a kick which shattered the ceiling
into the crotch of Dietrich Von Koening
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Mongoose changed back into No Name
but Jack saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Mongoose's head inbetween his thighs

then Luffy Gear 2nd and Luffy Gear 3rd and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Jack Dancer in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Luppy in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.

THE WORDS IN THE RED WEREN'T EDITED AS I HAD NO IDEA FOR THEM. PM SUGGESTIONS THAT FOLLOW THE RYTHM:

here's the instrumental version

[|The SHAKINATOR|]

LOL. Nice work.
We need more of these.