Post by Mai Kobayashi on Aug 7, 2021 22:08:17 GMT -5
Finally, Finally she had acquired the greatest treasure in the world! Ehh, One Piece? No no, that wouldn't be as a big a hyperbole as this. You can't compare a genuine treasure to something that is treasured only by the heart and hold them in similar ideas of value, that would be ridiculous! Though the startling price tag that had come attached to the object of her desires was no less terrifying or insurmountable a challenge to overcome... probably.
Even on Mirrorball, where the Doskoi Panda company had its headquarters and that boasted the largest outlet store for the brand's Merchandise in the whole of East Blue... all that really meant was that the prices were a little bit less expensive compared to everywhere else. It did not, by any stretch of the imagination make them cheap, or affordable or in any way sane to pay for what the company actually produced. But, such worries were best left to those who had not already splurged the majority of their hard earned Beries on the greatest treasure in the world (Symbolically)!
"Ahha~ Stuffed Animal~ Stuffed Animal~ Pan-du-aaah!"
The tall silverskinned fishwoman chanted to herself in the middle of the streets as she raised up the ugly looking stuffed panda towards the sky and let out a squeal of delight. For years she had wanted to have this cute misshapen lump all to herself. Finally, finally it had happened and she had not yet made it more then 20 meters out the door of the brand name shop before she had pulled the stuffed panda out of the brand labeled plastic bag and proudly hoisted it up for all the world to witness the adorable yet also hideously deformed lump of stuffing and thread that formed one of the hottest merchandise commodities in the world.
The tag was still on it as she hugged the toy to her chest, tears freely streaming down her cheek as she basked in the radiant (and imaginary) glory of her purchase. There were wanted men who had bounties les then the exorbitant price asked for the hottest brand name stuffed animal plushie in the world. Especially the extra large small child sized Chou Doskoi Panda Boss that she was currently cradling with all the love and affection she could heap onto it. Perhaps though... she should have paid more careful attention to some other things as well... Such as where she was walking....
Even on Mirrorball, where the Doskoi Panda company had its headquarters and that boasted the largest outlet store for the brand's Merchandise in the whole of East Blue... all that really meant was that the prices were a little bit less expensive compared to everywhere else. It did not, by any stretch of the imagination make them cheap, or affordable or in any way sane to pay for what the company actually produced. But, such worries were best left to those who had not already splurged the majority of their hard earned Beries on the greatest treasure in the world (Symbolically)!
"Ahha~ Stuffed Animal~ Stuffed Animal~ Pan-du-aaah!"
The tall silverskinned fishwoman chanted to herself in the middle of the streets as she raised up the ugly looking stuffed panda towards the sky and let out a squeal of delight. For years she had wanted to have this cute misshapen lump all to herself. Finally, finally it had happened and she had not yet made it more then 20 meters out the door of the brand name shop before she had pulled the stuffed panda out of the brand labeled plastic bag and proudly hoisted it up for all the world to witness the adorable yet also hideously deformed lump of stuffing and thread that formed one of the hottest merchandise commodities in the world.
The tag was still on it as she hugged the toy to her chest, tears freely streaming down her cheek as she basked in the radiant (and imaginary) glory of her purchase. There were wanted men who had bounties les then the exorbitant price asked for the hottest brand name stuffed animal plushie in the world. Especially the extra large small child sized Chou Doskoi Panda Boss that she was currently cradling with all the love and affection she could heap onto it. Perhaps though... she should have paid more careful attention to some other things as well... Such as where she was walking....