Post by Kami-Gaz on Feb 8, 2018 16:06:31 GMT -5
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Today started like any other day in the simple antiques shop called ‘Ye Olde But Gold’, the dusty old shop whose owner flipped the sign over on the door to read open was just sitting back down in his comfy old wooden chair. He wiggled a bit as his rear adjusted to the new cushion he had put down on it. The many thick layers of dust that covered most of his shelves and wares helped to sell the age of the items, and the musty old smell did just as much. Today was just another day to the shop keeper.
It was about twenty minutes after he had sat down that the urge to relieve his bladder of its tension arose, it was the fastest he had moved all day as he shot out of his chair and into the back of the building and up a set of rickety old stairs to the rest room. It was 10 seconds after his old greyed form had left that his door opened and a young man with hair as red as fire walked in, his plain white shirt already collecting the dust that was thrown in the air due to his sudden arrival. The young man with ruby eyes scanned the shop and moved from shelf to shelf as if he had purpose, he was looking for something.
He let his hands wander over books, parchments, nick-nacks from far away lands and weapons so ancient and worn that they served no purpose other than being set pieces. As he quickly scanned shelf after shelf the man with a slick movement that seemed almost unnatural he found what he was looking for. The set of solid gold gem encrusted knuckle dusters that looked so tacky that even a sleezey rapper would use them due to how tacky they looked.
The sound of old foot falls stopped and were replaced with the tell-tale voice of a sleezey salesman. “Ahh Red! You finally have enough to get those enchanted knuckle dusters?” He asked, the crooked smile of a crook illuminating his old wrinkled face. A low chuckle escaped him as he walked over and looked the young man in the eyes “Those will give you the power to punch a marine admiral and knock him clean out!” He announced as he went to the young mans side.
“I can do that already… I just need something that people could know me by… so my crew can rally to it and people can look to me and know who I am wherever I am.” He said to the old man, his voice still young and enthusiastic… but not about this sale… “Have you got anything new in?” He asked as he watched the merchants smile shift to a thoughtful look.
“Why yes. I do! I got this from the hidden temple deep in jungle in the forgotten ninja territory... this is certainly a powerful artifact.” He announced heading back to his counter and producing a potion flask with a shimmering misty looking liquid on the inside. It was placed onto the counter. “This, legend has it is a powerful, murderous, villainous fiend that obeys the person who opens it command, it would surely be a good crew member and a symbol!” The man said as he picked the bottle up and began to tug at the cork with all of his strength. That was to no avail though. “No one has been able to open it, not even me!” He continued as the young man came over with curiosity in his eyes. “Here, I’ll let you try once for free.”
The young man shifted and took the bottle and raised it high into the air “Why don’t people just smash it?” He asked as he shifted his body into a stance that would allow for maximum effort to be put into the throw downwards. “That would be far easier!”
“NO! IF YOU DO THAT THE DEMON WOULD KILL US ALL!” The man shouted as he darted into the back of the shop. “You’d anger it, kill everyone on the island!” The balding old fellow chirped from the back room.
“Fine fine…” Red said as he adjusted and rubbed the cork and bottle, and then with a simple pull the cork slipped out with a mighty pop. “That was easy…” He chuckled, not telling the owner he had used his power to lessen all the friction around the cork.
Today started like any other day in the simple antiques shop called ‘Ye Olde But Gold’, the dusty old shop whose owner flipped the sign over on the door to read open was just sitting back down in his comfy old wooden chair. He wiggled a bit as his rear adjusted to the new cushion he had put down on it. The many thick layers of dust that covered most of his shelves and wares helped to sell the age of the items, and the musty old smell did just as much. Today was just another day to the shop keeper.
It was about twenty minutes after he had sat down that the urge to relieve his bladder of its tension arose, it was the fastest he had moved all day as he shot out of his chair and into the back of the building and up a set of rickety old stairs to the rest room. It was 10 seconds after his old greyed form had left that his door opened and a young man with hair as red as fire walked in, his plain white shirt already collecting the dust that was thrown in the air due to his sudden arrival. The young man with ruby eyes scanned the shop and moved from shelf to shelf as if he had purpose, he was looking for something.
He let his hands wander over books, parchments, nick-nacks from far away lands and weapons so ancient and worn that they served no purpose other than being set pieces. As he quickly scanned shelf after shelf the man with a slick movement that seemed almost unnatural he found what he was looking for. The set of solid gold gem encrusted knuckle dusters that looked so tacky that even a sleezey rapper would use them due to how tacky they looked.
The sound of old foot falls stopped and were replaced with the tell-tale voice of a sleezey salesman. “Ahh Red! You finally have enough to get those enchanted knuckle dusters?” He asked, the crooked smile of a crook illuminating his old wrinkled face. A low chuckle escaped him as he walked over and looked the young man in the eyes “Those will give you the power to punch a marine admiral and knock him clean out!” He announced as he went to the young mans side.
“I can do that already… I just need something that people could know me by… so my crew can rally to it and people can look to me and know who I am wherever I am.” He said to the old man, his voice still young and enthusiastic… but not about this sale… “Have you got anything new in?” He asked as he watched the merchants smile shift to a thoughtful look.
“Why yes. I do! I got this from the hidden temple deep in jungle in the forgotten ninja territory... this is certainly a powerful artifact.” He announced heading back to his counter and producing a potion flask with a shimmering misty looking liquid on the inside. It was placed onto the counter. “This, legend has it is a powerful, murderous, villainous fiend that obeys the person who opens it command, it would surely be a good crew member and a symbol!” The man said as he picked the bottle up and began to tug at the cork with all of his strength. That was to no avail though. “No one has been able to open it, not even me!” He continued as the young man came over with curiosity in his eyes. “Here, I’ll let you try once for free.”
The young man shifted and took the bottle and raised it high into the air “Why don’t people just smash it?” He asked as he shifted his body into a stance that would allow for maximum effort to be put into the throw downwards. “That would be far easier!”
“NO! IF YOU DO THAT THE DEMON WOULD KILL US ALL!” The man shouted as he darted into the back of the shop. “You’d anger it, kill everyone on the island!” The balding old fellow chirped from the back room.
“Fine fine…” Red said as he adjusted and rubbed the cork and bottle, and then with a simple pull the cork slipped out with a mighty pop. “That was easy…” He chuckled, not telling the owner he had used his power to lessen all the friction around the cork.