One Piece Roasts

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Oh, hol' up! Gonna have to get at you, now...

@nachothai is so horny and gay, people say he's the reason for the term, "Devil Fruit."

This fool is so promiscuous, he doesn't even need a Puffing Tom or Puffing Ice to run a "sea-train" in the Grand Line.

Your butt is probably so smooth and shiny, Alvida gets jealous of you.

Your existence is so worthless, people forget about you even without Sugar turning you into a toy!

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A couple for the Hoshi Pirates: (Kurosaki Die Vio

 You post so slow, entire crews group up, adventure, and are dissolved between posts

 Your captain's got the Star Fruit? Appropriate for a huge crew full of hot air.

 Estelle's Psyche is LESS fragmented than your crew roster and history

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My god...You guys fail. Your call this a roast? Your burns are colder than Ace's corpse. Now let me get some real insults up in this B.

Nacho, your legs are so frail you could be Burgess' twin brother.

Ejay, you spit fire the same way Kizaru takes his job seriously. As in never.

And Tok, you're about as intimidating as Volume 1 Coby. 

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Finally someone who can deliver some good burns. But as decent as they were, Nacho honey, they weren't even as hot as the embers of a dying Vivre Card. 

Like, do you not understand what I'm saying? Your ambition is noted but believe me when I say that your chances of winning are so hopeless even Blackbeard would admit some dreams can die. Cuz I don't just spit fire, I speak it. I broadcast these burns on a a global scale from BV to Sabaody. And seriously Nacho, what's with you and that Haki comment? That was so clearly forced, I don't need Haki to observe your failure. 

Also, Zoro wouldn't waste his time on me? Okay, I'll settle for second best. Even if I lost, I wouldn't crack and snap under pressure like your name suggests. But no really, thanks for that. I guess my breath really is dry if those didn't phase you. All I'm saying is your 'burns' are so cold, they could be Kaido's favorite island. You're so pathetic and worthless, World Nobles would sell you to their slaves. All you do is talk and talk so much, I thought you were hosting Dressrosa's gladiator fights. Take a lesson from Corazon and keep your trap shut. 

Why, even your text is atrocious. The words you write are such crap, Fujitora sighs with relief knowing he doesn't have to read them. But worst of all Nacho? You're such trash, it'd be a disgrace to inherit your will. Even more so if you were a D. In fact, if Luffy had you as a brother, he'd be thankful for Marineford and the World Nobles.

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Oh, so we're giving people mini descriptions, now? And I get three? Cool. =O

@squash is talkin' 'bout some, "Finally someone who can deliver some good burns." Girl, you're reaching like all hell. So much, in fact, that you out stretch Luffy. Your lines are corny, and your cooch probably smells so fishy, Brook wouldn't even ask to see your panties.

@nachothai, you so thirsty that when you speak, it's like Crocodile is casting "Sables" out of your mouth. Your dry throat ass so desperate, your booty opens far easier and wider than the Gates of Justice. You're such a low-life, Hancock doesn't just look up when she looks down on you too hard, she bends all the way back into a bridge!

Mizuzuzu's lisp is so strong, sometimes it's like she's trying to speak and write in that language on the poneglyphs.

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You thought you were doing something with that rap, but you weren't! I'm about to just cook you plain and simple. I was going to write some bars, but it'd be a waste of time on a little scrub like you! >

You're so ugly, Den Den Mushi don't even want to adopt your appearance when you make a call!

So ugly, in fact, that you make Little Oars Jr. look like a pretty boy!

SO GODDAMN UGLY, after I finished setting you on fire with these roasts, you ran to Karakuri Island to cool off and people thought you were the Sacred Burning Beast of Barujimoa!