Post by BEX on Oct 4, 2013 19:26:16 GMT -5
Contently sitting with legs crossed and the heavy overcoat draped clumsily across his shoulders, Jack stared expectantly into the pit where his prize attempted to futilely hide herself from him.
“Oi! Come on ya troublesome wench! You already made a promise so pay what ya friggin owe!”
Even though disapproval traveled thickly upon the sound waves filtering into his body from the surrounding area, the pirate refused to relent in his collection of payment. On these seas where nothing was certain, debt was a burden as heavy as a mountain. Not even the lowest scum amongst real pirates sought to betray an earnestly agreed upon bargain.
“Such a beast, that man is! Our priestess has been known to beat even Sensei from the Western Dojo Regions, but against this man…” a rotund, bassoon-voiced commoner whispered in awed tones.
Sucking his teeth in irritation, Jack drummed his fingers on the imperfect surface of the katana laying across his lap. Only a discerning smith’s eye could identify the faults in the folds of the steel blade—or perhaps someone whose enhanced hearing easily detected the unperceivable dents and misplaced ridges that lined both edge and flat side of the sword. Strangely it was only when the whistling wind pronounced these defects by ratcheting through countless tiny breaches within the metal that the vagrant’s heart swelled with pride for the weapon he’d attained. Like him, the sword held many faults, yet because of those deficiencies both of them hungered for cathartic enlightenment in surpassing the limitations that had levied upon them by pompous assholes that believed themselves better.
“Oi!” Jack called impatiently into the house-sized crater which still belched visible stacks of dust as loose particles of soil were cast adrift upon friendly winds.
Only the rustling his flamboyant yukata’s sleeve returned in response to his call. He began to wonder if this warrior priestess could really be so afraid of getting plowed; it wasn’t as if he were incapable of being gentle after all.
Others agreed with the sentiment of these two outspoken individuals while Jack’s back was turned. Twisting his neck at an uncomfortable angle, the crude swordsman glared at the naysayers with an unholy light shimmering in his eye, “Eh? Whazzat? Yer offerin’ yer own daughters to fill my needs in place of yer hero? Ho-ho, that’s mighty kind o’ ya. Let’s start with three girls over the age o’ 18 and work our way up, hmmm?”
A moment of grave silence passed before…
Only then did the priestess’s head emerge from the hole, her once-petite mouth now housing rows of fangs that came together to vocalize her outrage, “Heathens! Have you no loyalty?!” she screeched before turning to the miserly fellow whose eyes were lit dimly with considerable lust, “…And No!—you absolutely cannot watch!”
“Aww…” groaned the man, but this time his voice was joined with a host of other disappointed lechers.
Suddenly the mood ceased to be lighthearted as a hand fell heavily atop the dainty girl’s head. Small and almond shaped, the woman was really a girl, Jack realized as he palmed her crown with easy power that exemplified the difference between the two warriors. Leaning close he whispered breathily into her ear, “Bout time ya came up, babe. Wuz beginnin’ to think ya didn’t like me or somethin’,” Jack cooed sadistically, but his lewd entertainment was interrupted as he noticed the focus of the woman’s eyes was fixed past him.
With a quick glance over the collar of his overcoat he found himself staring upward at the impossible silhouette of a man outlined in the illumination of the noonday sun. Wait a sec…I didn’t hear this bastard coming up behind me? The hell is goin’ on here?!
“Oi! Come on ya troublesome wench! You already made a promise so pay what ya friggin owe!”
Even though disapproval traveled thickly upon the sound waves filtering into his body from the surrounding area, the pirate refused to relent in his collection of payment. On these seas where nothing was certain, debt was a burden as heavy as a mountain. Not even the lowest scum amongst real pirates sought to betray an earnestly agreed upon bargain.
“Such a beast, that man is! Our priestess has been known to beat even Sensei from the Western Dojo Regions, but against this man…” a rotund, bassoon-voiced commoner whispered in awed tones.
Sucking his teeth in irritation, Jack drummed his fingers on the imperfect surface of the katana laying across his lap. Only a discerning smith’s eye could identify the faults in the folds of the steel blade—or perhaps someone whose enhanced hearing easily detected the unperceivable dents and misplaced ridges that lined both edge and flat side of the sword. Strangely it was only when the whistling wind pronounced these defects by ratcheting through countless tiny breaches within the metal that the vagrant’s heart swelled with pride for the weapon he’d attained. Like him, the sword held many faults, yet because of those deficiencies both of them hungered for cathartic enlightenment in surpassing the limitations that had levied upon them by pompous assholes that believed themselves better.
“Oi!” Jack called impatiently into the house-sized crater which still belched visible stacks of dust as loose particles of soil were cast adrift upon friendly winds.
Only the rustling his flamboyant yukata’s sleeve returned in response to his call. He began to wonder if this warrior priestess could really be so afraid of getting plowed; it wasn’t as if he were incapable of being gentle after all.
“How horrible…that monster is going to steal the innocent lady’s virtue against her will. What a base villain!” a woman decreed in the background of the scene, safely voicing her bold opinion in the security of numbers.
“What kinda mongrel forces himself on a lady he callously whooped on anyway?” questioned a gruff geezer whose legs trembled beneath the weight of his frail body.
Others agreed with the sentiment of these two outspoken individuals while Jack’s back was turned. Twisting his neck at an uncomfortable angle, the crude swordsman glared at the naysayers with an unholy light shimmering in his eye, “Eh? Whazzat? Yer offerin’ yer own daughters to fill my needs in place of yer hero? Ho-ho, that’s mighty kind o’ ya. Let’s start with three girls over the age o’ 18 and work our way up, hmmm?”
A moment of grave silence passed before…
“It was stupid to offer up her chastity so recklessly anyway!”
“Hmph! That little harlot is just getting what she deserves!”
“Perhaps it would be okay if I watched…”
Only then did the priestess’s head emerge from the hole, her once-petite mouth now housing rows of fangs that came together to vocalize her outrage, “Heathens! Have you no loyalty?!” she screeched before turning to the miserly fellow whose eyes were lit dimly with considerable lust, “…And No!—you absolutely cannot watch!”
“Aww…” groaned the man, but this time his voice was joined with a host of other disappointed lechers.
Suddenly the mood ceased to be lighthearted as a hand fell heavily atop the dainty girl’s head. Small and almond shaped, the woman was really a girl, Jack realized as he palmed her crown with easy power that exemplified the difference between the two warriors. Leaning close he whispered breathily into her ear, “Bout time ya came up, babe. Wuz beginnin’ to think ya didn’t like me or somethin’,” Jack cooed sadistically, but his lewd entertainment was interrupted as he noticed the focus of the woman’s eyes was fixed past him.
With a quick glance over the collar of his overcoat he found himself staring upward at the impossible silhouette of a man outlined in the illumination of the noonday sun. Wait a sec…I didn’t hear this bastard coming up behind me? The hell is goin’ on here?!