Corrupted Wish Game

[Farris (Kuro)]

Granted, but the hat fell apart 2minutes later in a freak rain storm.

I wish I owned a 5inch tall clone of Rob Lucci that I'd keep in a hamster cage.

[flame08]

Granted, but he killed and ate all the five hamsters that came with the cage.

I wish, I had the ability to teleport?

[Die]

Granted, but you accidentally teleport into the sun.

I wish I was unable to procrastinate.

[Farris (Kuro)]

Granted, but in your unprocrastinated state you worked yourself to death.

I wish with I had more hours in a day.

[phoenixflame]

Granted, but you actually stand between two time zones, just switching from one to the other, and you're being shot at from both sides

I wish that something bad is going to happen

[Deleted]

Granted, but what is bad for you is good for others.

I wish I could have 3 more wishes.

[BlacKitten]

Granted, but Jango hypnotised you into using those 3 wishes to benefit himself.

I wish Devil Fruits were real in our world!

[The Shimmering Banana]

granted but after you ate it the government captured you for experiments

I wish we lived in the great pirate era

[Deleted]

Granted, but now everyone steals from you.

I wish Ace would live.